Benj 🏴
@bencarrington.bsky.social
A haiku is five
Then it’s seven syllables
Then it’s five again
Then it’s seven syllables
Then it’s five again
@pfrazee.com can we have a feature to follow @jcsalterego.bsky.social multiple times
(ET saying "elliot" voice) giiiibbleeets
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 AM
@pfrazee.com can we have a feature to follow @jcsalterego.bsky.social multiple times
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
This film is amazing, well worth a watch
It's the second British comedy of the year to click big with audiences, and like The Penguin Lessons, comes from Steve Coogan's Baby Cow productions. The Ballad of Wallis Island is a deft, charming comedy showcasing Tom Basden and Tim Key, with Carey Mulligan. 5/5
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September 24, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This film is amazing, well worth a watch
LOOK AT THESE LOVELY CATS
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
LOOK AT THESE LOVELY CATS
LOOK AT THIS LOVELY DOG
September 18, 2025 at 7:22 AM
LOOK AT THIS LOVELY DOG
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Alright Alright enough doom and gloom politics! It's time for Daisy's Timeline Cuteness to add a smile to your day and hopefully forget your troubles for just a few seconds. 🐾🐾🌼
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Alright Alright enough doom and gloom politics! It's time for Daisy's Timeline Cuteness to add a smile to your day and hopefully forget your troubles for just a few seconds. 🐾🐾🌼
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this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
September 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
Jerry YES
As much as it pains me to say this: Jerry is right.
it's not blueskyism. it's blueskyitis. words matter
September 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Jerry YES
No Jerry
my bluesky
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
No Jerry
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Here’s a little timeline cleanse, featuring this delightful and brilliant young man.
“Keep on science-ing, y’all!” ❤️
“Keep on science-ing, y’all!” ❤️
June 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Here’s a little timeline cleanse, featuring this delightful and brilliant young man.
“Keep on science-ing, y’all!” ❤️
“Keep on science-ing, y’all!” ❤️
Bright eyes was amazing last night
June 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Bright eyes was amazing last night
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“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
March 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.
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We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com
That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
March 14, 2025 at 3:32 AM
We don't spend a penny on marketing. It's all word of mouth for @costplusdrugs.com
That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
That's how we keep prices so low. Please spread the word !
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Truffle pigs have a good morel compass
March 6, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Truffle pigs have a good morel compass
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everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.
March 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
everything is so shitty, read this story about a genuinely good man who saw he had an opportunity to save millions of lives and threw himself into doing so. the world is full of heroes like him.
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first off you talk to every woman you know and ask them how many times they have been creeped on by a straight guy disguised as a trans person hiding in the bathroom
generally speaking the answer will be "zero"
generally speaking the answer will be "zero"
Here’s a nice chill question for the room: How do you craft a tolerant policy for community spaces that allows allows trans people to use them according to their gender identity, but keeps out sex offenders who are faking their “identity” to creep on women? wjla.com/amp/news/loc...
Fairfax County Government under scrutiny after male sex offender used female locker rooms
7News is continuing to press Fairfax County’s top elected official, Fairfax County Board Chair Jeff McKay, if he’s going to change a policy that ultimately allowed a male sex offender to use female locker rooms at county rec centers.
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February 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
first off you talk to every woman you know and ask them how many times they have been creeped on by a straight guy disguised as a trans person hiding in the bathroom
generally speaking the answer will be "zero"
generally speaking the answer will be "zero"
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Depression is tough to fight because it has infinite resources inside your own head and access to everything you’ve ever done wrong, and ultimately you have to fix it on your end. But you can do it. Don’t give up. It’s possible.
February 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Depression is tough to fight because it has infinite resources inside your own head and access to everything you’ve ever done wrong, and ultimately you have to fix it on your end. But you can do it. Don’t give up. It’s possible.
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Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
February 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.
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In Singing in the Rain, Gene Kelly was singing Singing in the Rain in the rain.
February 16, 2025 at 10:35 AM
In Singing in the Rain, Gene Kelly was singing Singing in the Rain in the rain.
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I can tell you one thing wrong with this app . Too many likes and not enough reposting . We are in a constitutional crisis it's time for everyone to pick up their share games. Likes do nothing .
February 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I can tell you one thing wrong with this app . Too many likes and not enough reposting . We are in a constitutional crisis it's time for everyone to pick up their share games. Likes do nothing .
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Latest blog post - why are men such lousy allies to women ?
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Why Can We Be Such Terrible Allies?
It is something Robin Ince has been thinking about a lot lately.
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February 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Latest blog post - why are men such lousy allies to women ?
thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/why-can-we...
thecosmicshamblesnetwork.substack.com/p/why-can-we...