Ben Schultz
@ben.theskinnyonbenny.com
Old white male hetero cisgender pickup-truck-driving baseball-cap-wearing liberal. Sailing, LSU, Saints, travel, rock-and-roll, math, and science rule.
Online & links to other socials at https://theskinnyonbenny.com
Online & links to other socials at https://theskinnyonbenny.com
Let me just fix that news alert for you right quick @nytimes.com
In an attempt to distract from the fact that the President raped children, The Trump administration announced an aggressive plan to continue dismantling the Education Department.
In an attempt to distract from the fact that the President raped children, The Trump administration announced an aggressive plan to continue dismantling the Education Department.
November 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Let me just fix that news alert for you right quick @nytimes.com
In an attempt to distract from the fact that the President raped children, The Trump administration announced an aggressive plan to continue dismantling the Education Department.
In an attempt to distract from the fact that the President raped children, The Trump administration announced an aggressive plan to continue dismantling the Education Department.
Talk about a guy who outkicked his coverage.
September 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Talk about a guy who outkicked his coverage.
Oh wow. The markets are volatile.
August 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Oh wow. The markets are volatile.
One half into the Arch Manning era, and he has slipped from Heisman favorite to Heisman co-favorite.
August 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
One half into the Arch Manning era, and he has slipped from Heisman favorite to Heisman co-favorite.
June 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ve framed it like this before, but it’s really how I think.
There’s another universe where the President didn’t deploy storm troopers to distract from his drug addicted car maker buddy calling him a child-fucker.
I’m jealous of the me over in that universe.
There’s another universe where the President didn’t deploy storm troopers to distract from his drug addicted car maker buddy calling him a child-fucker.
I’m jealous of the me over in that universe.
June 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’ve framed it like this before, but it’s really how I think.
There’s another universe where the President didn’t deploy storm troopers to distract from his drug addicted car maker buddy calling him a child-fucker.
I’m jealous of the me over in that universe.
There’s another universe where the President didn’t deploy storm troopers to distract from his drug addicted car maker buddy calling him a child-fucker.
I’m jealous of the me over in that universe.
Post a ten year old picture of yourself
June 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Post a ten year old picture of yourself
“I knew he was a waste of money since Biden, so I gave him free rein to the entire treasury.”
What a fucking moron.
What a fucking moron.
June 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
“I knew he was a waste of money since Biden, so I gave him free rein to the entire treasury.”
What a fucking moron.
What a fucking moron.
I read that description and thought “That sounds awful.” But as soon as I lifted my finger to skip the episode, the first chords started up and hooked me. The more I listened, the more I liked. Ziyad Al-Samman is rad.
April 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I read that description and thought “That sounds awful.” But as soon as I lifted my finger to skip the episode, the first chords started up and hooked me. The more I listened, the more I liked. Ziyad Al-Samman is rad.
You know where there were tampons when I was a 4th grade boy? In my *house’s* bathroom. Sometimes in the car glove box too.
Know how it affected me? Not at all.
Know how it affected me? Not at all.
April 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
You know where there were tampons when I was a 4th grade boy? In my *house’s* bathroom. Sometimes in the car glove box too.
Know how it affected me? Not at all.
Know how it affected me? Not at all.
While we’re watching LSU and Texas play a baseball nail-biter and waiting for WBB to tip off their tournament run, gymnastics just won the SEC championship. Geaux Tigers!
March 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
While we’re watching LSU and Texas play a baseball nail-biter and waiting for WBB to tip off their tournament run, gymnastics just won the SEC championship. Geaux Tigers!
I’ve got to one of the only people in the world with multiple screens going tonight, but just for baseball.
March 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’ve got to one of the only people in the world with multiple screens going tonight, but just for baseball.
Happy Mardi Gras, especially to those who were told that having their wheelchairs covered by Medicaid was "government waste".
March 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy Mardi Gras, especially to those who were told that having their wheelchairs covered by Medicaid was "government waste".
Muses is going to be hard pressed to have a throw that I like more tha. This one from Chewbaccus last night.
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Muses is going to be hard pressed to have a throw that I like more tha. This one from Chewbaccus last night.
lol, I was tired of the cold weather last week when it was in the 40s.
January 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
lol, I was tired of the cold weather last week when it was in the 40s.
When you don't notice that bead that has been in the tree since two St. Patricks Days ago until the great snow day of 2025: a story in five frames.
January 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't notice that bead that has been in the tree since two St. Patricks Days ago until the great snow day of 2025: a story in five frames.
I’m here for you Bluesky. My friend Shelly isnt, so it’s on me to share a pic of this very good girl in a purse on a chair.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
December 16, 2024 at 12:59 AM
I’m here for you Bluesky. My friend Shelly isnt, so it’s on me to share a pic of this very good girl in a purse on a chair.
#dogsofbluesky
#dogsofbluesky
This is on my Mount Rushmore of pretty places and everyone should drop vacation plans to go. Here’s one of my photos.
November 26, 2024 at 11:41 PM
This is on my Mount Rushmore of pretty places and everyone should drop vacation plans to go. Here’s one of my photos.
Rosie says Hi Cousin!
November 21, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Rosie says Hi Cousin!
Not a stone that _I_ should be throwing, but the lawyers filing on behalf of Alex Jones might not be very good at writing sentences.
November 19, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Not a stone that _I_ should be throwing, but the lawyers filing on behalf of Alex Jones might not be very good at writing sentences.
A timeline cleanse. I got way too geeked up about a certain shitbag yesterday.
This is from Virgin Gorda in June.
#BVIs #VirginGorda #SailboatCruising
This is from Virgin Gorda in June.
#BVIs #VirginGorda #SailboatCruising
November 15, 2024 at 10:32 PM
A timeline cleanse. I got way too geeked up about a certain shitbag yesterday.
This is from Virgin Gorda in June.
#BVIs #VirginGorda #SailboatCruising
This is from Virgin Gorda in June.
#BVIs #VirginGorda #SailboatCruising
I don’t have anything to say this morning, so how about this pic from the 2nd prettiest beach in Long Island, Bahamas.
#photography #landscape #bahamas
#photography #landscape #bahamas
November 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I don’t have anything to say this morning, so how about this pic from the 2nd prettiest beach in Long Island, Bahamas.
#photography #landscape #bahamas
#photography #landscape #bahamas
If you see this, post a mountain picture.
November 10, 2024 at 1:43 PM
If you see this, post a mountain picture.
I hope it’s okay for me to post this. I do t know about copyright. I pulled it from r/Poetry, where it’s attributed to Zoe Leonard.
I’m a little drunk, but I think it’s brilliant.
I’m a little drunk, but I think it’s brilliant.
November 9, 2024 at 4:25 AM
I hope it’s okay for me to post this. I do t know about copyright. I pulled it from r/Poetry, where it’s attributed to Zoe Leonard.
I’m a little drunk, but I think it’s brilliant.
I’m a little drunk, but I think it’s brilliant.