I don't know. I think I'm the kind of person who can see "bad" stuff in video games, recognize that it's annoying or disappointing, understand why "everyone" hates it, but still chuckle whenever McKenzie says "g-good luck, Samus! Not like you need it!"

I mean this whole post sincerely. I don't have enough good things to say about Metroid Prime 4 so far. I'm just now fighting Sylenth at Volt Fortress or whatever, but it feels like I'm playing a GameCube game I missed out on when I was a kid — and finding it lives up to the hype.

Your opinion is wrong.

Fuck, you just reminded me

Is it ugly or something?

Alright, sorry, I'm not God. I'm just a guy. But that was the scariest thing I could imagine reading before getting on a plane.

You've done enough. It's time to come home.

Before you get on, who wrote the "uvula / it's a girl house" joke from Monster House?

Wow, my practice of checking the end of every single sentence I read online for Outsiders spoilers has really paid off. But I gotta keep it tight... now's not the time to get sloppy

There are likely several upgrades and powers you haven't found yet that may make your life easier

Exploration is arguably more valuable and encouraged in this game! I guarantee there are entire sections of the map from Act 1 you have not found yet that could help you have a much better time with the bosses.

Been on the final boss of 1 for over a year now. I should try it again lol

Tangentially related, but this is one of my favorite critiques of any movie ever and I've never seen them. Thought I'd share.

youtu.be/uKfdls1fqJE?...