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Gway
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Gone private and anon for a few months cuz security clearances are currently a temporary but necessary evil. I love you all. Except Frank. Fuck you, Frank.
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Hey look, all the spineless news hamsters eulogizing that bigoted fuck like he was Jesus were right after all.

Charlie Kirk really did get young people engaged in politics.
News chiron stating that the FBI believes the killer of hydrocephalic child bigot Charlie Kirk is of "college age"
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hell yeah. I literally order After Eight mints from the UK to keep in my freezer.
SpongeBob and Patrick with their pinkies up because, fancy.
June 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
And people wonder why Boston has always been the seat of revolution
Protestor with sign that reads "Six weeks into this dictatorship and I'm using fuck like it's a comma"
April 8, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I give him 6 months before he switches parties
March 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The fates have smiled upon me. The only delivery deli in the city that carries liverwurst is also the only one that carries the nectar of the junior enlisted gods
Picture of a Rip It energy drink on a Grubhub menu
March 13, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Woke up like this.
Me waking up after 18 hours of sleep with hair better than I could have done with a full day and any hair product I could get my hands on. Also it's blue now.
February 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me and my engineer discussing our current level of cybersecurity-induced cognitive impairment:
January 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Oh my fucking god seriously eat shit and die😂😂😂

Why not just go to Henry ford college for my undergrad and Hitler U for my masters?💀
A LinkedIn DM ad for Jack Welch Management Institute
January 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Absolutely do not continue to do this to the CEOs of Aetna, Blue Cross, and every other corrupt ins. co. that kills people for profit until the rich fear the people again. It's not protecting the public, it's... *checks notes* ...murder. Yeah. Yeah it's "murder". Do not do this to the rest of them.
News headline reporting the CEO of United Health Care was shot and killed outside his hotel in New York City
December 4, 2024 at 4:13 PM
One of the few times I've respected the writers at HuffPo
Screenshot of a huffpo article entitled "I don't know how to explain to you that you should care about other people"
December 2, 2024 at 3:36 AM
Quite possibly the greatest band name I have ever heard in my entire life
Spotify screenshot of a song by a band named "Crispus Attucks and the Love Muskets"
November 27, 2024 at 8:00 AM
Bobby Budnik was alright. The most realistic part of this interaction was when he was no longer of any use, the cop brutally assaulted him and tried to kill someone else.
November 24, 2024 at 2:30 PM
So I created a thing

The Fall Guy
(makes 4 servings)

8 oz Apple cider
1oz Havana Club 7yr dark rum
1oz Appleton Estate Jamaican aged rum
1/2oz E&J apple brandy
1/2 Fireball cinnamon whiskey
1/2oz simple syrup

Shake, pour over ice into glass with muddled mint, enjoy
A picture of the cocktail I created, The Fall Guy, described above
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Yesss!!! Bonus of Point Nemo, NASA will be crashing the ISS there, so if we time it right, we'll have artillery support 😎
Beautiful painting of orcas doing the lord's work
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 AM
Was checking my notifications and came across this acab4cutie.top
A tattoo with ramshackle glory lyrics around a heart held in a hand
November 23, 2024 at 12:59 AM
A friendly reminder that in 1982, Gary Larson wrote this far side comic, and because paleontologists are such gloriously epic nerds, the spiked tails of stegasaurian dinosaurs are known unironically today the world over as "The Thagomizer."
Far side comic naming the spiked tail of stegosaurians the "Thagomizer" after the late Thag Simmons. Artist's rendering of a Stegosaurus. The same artist's rendering of a Stegosaurus zoomed in on its spiked tail. The Wikipedia article on the stegosaurus, scientifically explaining the tail by name with no indication that it has an unserious origin beyond its own hyperlink.
November 20, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Reese says happy birthday, Sesame!
My cat, Reese, very articulately expressing her well wishes to Grace's cat Sesame on this, the tenth anniversary of a year's existence on this planet
November 18, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Oh hey I found a still of the gif I posted last year when just now going back and deleting pictures of myself cuz it's not an anon account if there's identifying information on it. Yeah they should totally upgrade my security clearance. I'm good at opsec.
November 16, 2024 at 4:45 PM
🥲definitely the bestest cat. I'm so sorry you lost them. Here is Reese saying it will be ok ❤️
Cat Reese reassuring a friend
January 4, 2024 at 1:33 PM
🎵🎶here we come a-wassailing among the leaves so green🎶🎵
The ingredients and final product of my first attempt at making wassail, an ancient Anglo-Saxon winter solstice spiced apple punch.
December 21, 2023 at 2:00 AM
October 28, 2023 at 9:12 PM
I mean I got this booklet here if it helps
October 27, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I've decided it's this type of day
A 24oz bottle of Smirnoff ice screwdriver
October 25, 2023 at 9:20 PM
Why it's better I work from home.
A guided bomb with "as per my last email" painted on the side.
October 23, 2023 at 12:58 PM
That's funny because days ago Al Jazeera video analysis showed, second by second, how it couldn't have been a Gazan rocket because they'd all been intercepted and destroyed. 5 seconds after the last interception the hospital was struck with what acted and sounded a whole lot like a JDAM.

Try again.
October 22, 2023 at 2:08 PM