Bluesky gets this first. Storm Éowyn might have slammed Ireland and Scotland this weekend, but my Éowyn act packed a similar punch on the other side of the Atlantic at Slain Productions’ THE FELLOWSTRIP OF THE RING last night.
#nerdlesque #neoburlesque #lotrburlesque

“Courage, Merry. Courage for our friends.”
Your favourite horse girl is READY for Slain Productions’ THE FELLOWSTRIP OF THE RING tonight. Forth Eorlingasses!

“In tandem with (or sometimes instead of) confrontation, ridicule has always been an essential strategy in depriving dangerous men of their power.”

Honestly unbearably iconic of me to create an association between Charli XCX and the word “brat(ty)” while creating a Pinterest for my first burlesque act more than five years ago. She’s been brat from the beginning (and idk if I mean her or me).

Happy final morning of 2024 y’all did I mention that yesterday the Meta gods tried to delete this photo from FUCKING OCTOBER 2019 because they can’t tell the difference between nipples and tassels so I guess we’ll be spending a lot more time here in 2025

Oh, we’re all here again now? Hi nerds come be hot and rude with me
[📷: Hayley Hruska (1), backstage at Danger Horse’s Hardcore Heartthrobs in Oct 2024]

Look, I know I’ve been in my short king era for minimum 2 months maximum 8 years, but an easily 6’3” man with a build, beard, and hair like Tormund Giantsbane just squeezed past me at this tiny coffee shop and I had to capture my immediate reaction.

Everything I learned about being a shit-disturber I learned from Merry and Pippin.