okay i need a young man 18-24 to teach digital literacy to me. I'm trying find a new jerkbait and i cannot understand how to pin the Z-Man ElaZtech RaZor ShadZ™ to a ChatterBait® JackHammer™ as a trailer

theres too many Zs for me to understand what real anymore

Some ho named Jenny won’t stop texting me this bs

I have these but they aren’t props or replicas they’re real and I use them when necessary

smiling like Eddie Vedder at anyone who asks how my day went

My boyfriend is in tech and says this password is perfect for deterring hackers

my 7 year old Grandson just said Jack Lemmon delivered what is surely the greatest comedic performance of all time in Some Like It Hot

Feeling blue and having a long face

I purchased a stunning 75" Queen Nefertiti floor lamp on Facebook Marketplace. miley cyrus voice I CAN BUY MYSELF FLOWERRRRSSS

When I was young, somebody mansplaining "crypto" to me meant receiving several letters in the mail pertaining to my geocities webring about Bigfoot and the chupacabra

Meret oppenheims hairy ass tea cup!!! Not as meaningful as the sonnet I’m working on.

This table was a personal thank-you gift from my protégé Skhyler after I helped him go from impostor to CEO in a weeks time

Ok suckup!!!

throwing a 3.5" vudu Shrimp on a 1/4 oz jighead on my 6'10" Shimano Zodias medium power fast action in the shower

I was bored and built this bullshit in like 10 minutes in my spare room for such projects

selling gift bundles on Facebook Marketplace for christmas hurry up and get yours before they are sold out. 330 pounds of dogs and boxes in commemorative rolling cart... if it's listed YEA it's for sale. i will not rspond to bots who steal my identity