Jason D
@belasaurius.bsky.social
Uncle, librarian, adjunct history professor, musician, local curmudgeon.
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MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
November 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
MAGA calls for the death of people who don't agree with their politics. They even wish slow painful deaths for the FAMILIES of people who don't bow to Trump.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
Liberals demand hearings and trials for people who violate the Constitution.
The two sides are not the same.
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*22 mins into watching a porn video* "once you allow for delivery time there's just no way that pizza is still warm"
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
*22 mins into watching a porn video* "once you allow for delivery time there's just no way that pizza is still warm"
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Of course the real new bond film should be a young, cool James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Of course the real new bond film should be a young, cool James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
Plus a grim, hardcore James Bond.
Plus a black James Bond in a metal suit.
And a Cyborg James Bond.
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"CHICKEN FINGERS is bonded with another cat, CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS is a charming 20-lb Maine Coon mix who hates children, has moderate bowel incontinence, and only eats sushi-grade tuna. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS and CHICKEN FINGERS must be adopted together."
A Brief Questionnaire Before You Adopt This Rescue Cat
Thank you for your interest in CHICKEN FINGERS, an available cat with Furrever Rescue. Furrever Rescue currently has over a hundred cats that despe...
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October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"CHICKEN FINGERS is bonded with another cat, CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS is a charming 20-lb Maine Coon mix who hates children, has moderate bowel incontinence, and only eats sushi-grade tuna. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS and CHICKEN FINGERS must be adopted together."
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Ward Cleaver smoking his pipe and reading his paper, doing his damndest to suppress the flashbacks of bulldozing a mound of rotting corpses into a sandpit with the Seabees on Saipan.
October 15, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ward Cleaver smoking his pipe and reading his paper, doing his damndest to suppress the flashbacks of bulldozing a mound of rotting corpses into a sandpit with the Seabees on Saipan.
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Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
October 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Country fans are upset with Zach Bryan after he criticized ICE in a song.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
But don't let it be known that Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Kris Kristofferson, and Johnny Cash all despised fascism and leaned heavily to the left.
tell us more Grandpa President
September 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
tell us more Grandpa President
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Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
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Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.
September 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.
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Trump is uniting the world…
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
September 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Trump is uniting the world…
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
…in the same way that a loud, obnoxious drunk guy on a train car unites all the other passengers. Just endless silent exchanges of looks and head-shaking whispers of “What an asshole.”
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
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Once again, a quick post here led to an hour of writing it up as a full piece at CAMPAIGN TRAILS.
Here it is:
Here it is:
September 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Once again, a quick post here led to an hour of writing it up as a full piece at CAMPAIGN TRAILS.
Here it is:
Here it is:
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Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
August 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Texas State Rep. Nicole Collier spent the night on the House floor after refusing to agree ‘to round-the-clock monitoring by state troopers’ www.keranews.org/texas-news/2...
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cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell
August 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
cuomo's campaign strategy, from what i can tell
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As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯
August 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
As usual, Bill Burr doesn’t miss 🎯
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I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
SDCC ‘25: What to do if ICE crashes the con
If you see ICE or Border Patrol agents while attending San Diego Comic-Con, know your rights and exercise them.
www.comicsbeat.com
July 24, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I think some people have trouble seeing fascism as anything other than 1940s Germany.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
But I think 'people going to a comic convention needing to have a plan in case the government's goons show up to disappear people' is a pretty good demonstration of what it can look like in 2025.
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Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Ozzy Osbourne visited my magic shop. He said he'd like to buy some stink bombs. How many? All of them. I had to go through drawers finding every last one. He bought 900 of them. To sign the credit card slip I handed him a shock pen, which he thought was hilarious and bought that too. RIP
30 years of waiting for Homer to finish painting the garage
July 17, 2025 at 1:05 PM
30 years of waiting for Homer to finish painting the garage