People focus on The Battle of Pelennor fields, the Breaking of Isengard, but forget about the havoc that Bilbo probably unleashed using the greatest display of passive-aggressiveness in history - Giving your penpal a waste-paper basket: 11/10, no notes. King hater.

Nate Silver's substack might be the best place to understand centrist/pundit brainrot. Pretending that Mamdani didnt participate in what centrists consider "culture war" (mainly saying that non-white-men having rights) is just...

So jealous of all the assholes that can share their wrapped...

Yay! The grifters have arrived on bluesky! I predict 200 million users within a week.

This list of totally legit venmo transactions by our future AG might be the funniest thing since Onion vs. InfoWars. "Love you" ($300) 4 spots below "Reimbursement" ($417.45) and 2 above "Cartrages" ($400) is just glorious.

HEARTBREAKING: The worst person you know just made an even worse point than previously imaginable.

I am so sorry, but this comment sent me down the worst rabbithole I've ever found.