Bethany
@beffyjo.bsky.social
Me: hates calling people and talking on the phone
Also me: calling various area Home Depots on a daily basis to ask when I can buy Halloween stuff
Also me: calling various area Home Depots on a daily basis to ask when I can buy Halloween stuff
September 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Me: hates calling people and talking on the phone
Also me: calling various area Home Depots on a daily basis to ask when I can buy Halloween stuff
Also me: calling various area Home Depots on a daily basis to ask when I can buy Halloween stuff
Would someone who follows Sporting KC and/or KC Current let me know when/if they're in the playoffs or championship games? Please and thank you. Signed, someone who doesn't understand soccer but needs to know for work purposes.
August 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Would someone who follows Sporting KC and/or KC Current let me know when/if they're in the playoffs or championship games? Please and thank you. Signed, someone who doesn't understand soccer but needs to know for work purposes.
Not me emailing coworkers at 7:30 am when I'm taking a sick day to try to come up with Taylor Swift social media content.
August 12, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Not me emailing coworkers at 7:30 am when I'm taking a sick day to try to come up with Taylor Swift social media content.
Hamilton really hits different these days
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hamilton really hits different these days
Up early to ugly cry over Handmaids Tale before work.
May 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Up early to ugly cry over Handmaids Tale before work.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
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Now THAT is how you do a filibuster, Senator. Respect.
April 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Now THAT is how you do a filibuster, Senator. Respect.
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Timeline cleanse 🌞
March 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Timeline cleanse 🌞
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Got secondhand embarrassment when a Tesla with March 2025 temp tags passed me earlier.
March 2, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Got secondhand embarrassment when a Tesla with March 2025 temp tags passed me earlier.
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How come you never hear about girlcotts? Nonbinarycotts? Gotta diversify our cotts and whatnot.
February 28, 2025 at 5:04 PM
How come you never hear about girlcotts? Nonbinarycotts? Gotta diversify our cotts and whatnot.
I am late to the Benson Boone party and I sincerely apologize.
February 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I am late to the Benson Boone party and I sincerely apologize.
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I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
February 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I have many regrets about Earth, but making humans in a wide range of colors, shapes, and temperaments is not one of them.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
Celebrate thy diversity.
Love each other.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
Just signed up for Kindle Unlimited and now I feel unstoppable.
January 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Just signed up for Kindle Unlimited and now I feel unstoppable.
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Normally I post my own creations, but my wife made a fantastic beef stew and her first bread, and it's a delicious combination. 🍽️
January 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Normally I post my own creations, but my wife made a fantastic beef stew and her first bread, and it's a delicious combination. 🍽️
Me, after slipping down the last step in our house yesterday.
December 26, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Me, after slipping down the last step in our house yesterday.
Sucks to suck, Butker.
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Sucks to suck, Butker.
Look, man, either invade us or don't. Tired of hearing about it. All hovering, no action.
December 13, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Look, man, either invade us or don't. Tired of hearing about it. All hovering, no action.
Paid the last utility bill from our old house. We're free!
December 7, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Paid the last utility bill from our old house. We're free!
Could John Chu direct a new version of Into the Woods? Thanks.
December 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Could John Chu direct a new version of Into the Woods? Thanks.
Really counting on this NyQuil to pull its weight tonight.
November 28, 2024 at 3:10 AM
Really counting on this NyQuil to pull its weight tonight.
I have IT tickets in with three different people in case anyone's wondering how today is going.
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
I have IT tickets in with three different people in case anyone's wondering how today is going.
Just gonna read this spooky book. Alone. With a power outage. And 70 mph winds.
November 19, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Just gonna read this spooky book. Alone. With a power outage. And 70 mph winds.