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Hops and Chutzpah
Don’t talk💩about my cousin @monicalewinsky.bsky.social
He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍
The two part episode "The Menagerie" were episodes 11 and 12 from the first season and recycled footage from the pilot and allowed them to turn out enough episodes in the short time they were given, due to only needing to shoot limited additional content to fill the time.
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The two part episode "The Menagerie" were episodes 11 and 12 from the first season and recycled footage from the pilot and allowed them to turn out enough episodes in the short time they were given, due to only needing to shoot limited additional content to fill the time.
I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more?
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more?
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
And voici!
One day later, and I'm in the Old Age Gamers Club, and I've got my little shield flair in the game now.
It cracks me up that 40 years later, I've still got a hobby working around Microsoft's machinations.
Old Age Hackers FTW.
One day later, and I'm in the Old Age Gamers Club, and I've got my little shield flair in the game now.
It cracks me up that 40 years later, I've still got a hobby working around Microsoft's machinations.
Old Age Hackers FTW.
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
And voici!
One day later, and I'm in the Old Age Gamers Club, and I've got my little shield flair in the game now.
It cracks me up that 40 years later, I've still got a hobby working around Microsoft's machinations.
Old Age Hackers FTW.
One day later, and I'm in the Old Age Gamers Club, and I've got my little shield flair in the game now.
It cracks me up that 40 years later, I've still got a hobby working around Microsoft's machinations.
Old Age Hackers FTW.
Undeterred, I figured out that it was in fall of 2020 that MS removed the functionality from the apps and made clubs an "XBOX exclusive" feature.
So I tracked down version 2006-0624-0047 from July of 2020, fired up an Android emulator, logged in with my MS credentials, and...
So I tracked down version 2006-0624-0047 from July of 2020, fired up an Android emulator, logged in with my MS credentials, and...
September 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Undeterred, I figured out that it was in fall of 2020 that MS removed the functionality from the apps and made clubs an "XBOX exclusive" feature.
So I tracked down version 2006-0624-0047 from July of 2020, fired up an Android emulator, logged in with my MS credentials, and...
So I tracked down version 2006-0624-0047 from July of 2020, fired up an Android emulator, logged in with my MS credentials, and...
I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
September 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve.
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
August 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve.
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
Anderson: What's got 4 eyes and cant see?
Ward: What?
Anderson: Mississippi
Ward: What?
Anderson: Mississippi
August 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Anderson: What's got 4 eyes and cant see?
Ward: What?
Anderson: Mississippi
Ward: What?
Anderson: Mississippi
93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.
August 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.
From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago.
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago.
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now?
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now?
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedatious
I wanna be sedatious
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedatious
I wanna be sedatious
Thank you, Universe!
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
July 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Thank you, Universe!
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post.
Nevertheless...
Nevertheless...
July 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post.
Nevertheless...
Nevertheless...
50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.
Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate."
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate."
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
(Where applicable)
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
(Where applicable)
Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC?
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
July 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC?
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.
June 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.
For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.
June 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.
Where else are you going to hear Rock Hudson say, “I’ve got a gun cocked, ready to shoot your balls off?”
June 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Where else are you going to hear Rock Hudson say, “I’ve got a gun cocked, ready to shoot your balls off?”