(((BeerRabbi)))🍺
@beerrabbi.bsky.social
Bringing Levity & Leviticus to the Net since the 80s
Hops and Chutzpah
Don’t talk💩about my cousin @monicalewinsky.bsky.social
He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍
Hops and Chutzpah
Don’t talk💩about my cousin @monicalewinsky.bsky.social
He/Him/Rabbi🍺🕍
I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more?
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 AM
I'm sure plenty of Trekkies and Trekkers have already set upon you, @olbermann.bsky.social, but why not one more?
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
Referring to an ailing Trump as "Captain Pike from the Pilot of Star Trek" is treknically incorrect.
This is what he looked like in the pilot. He's the one on the left.
I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
September 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I was getting envious of some of the flair that Forza Horizon 5 players were sporting online.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
I've got the VIP crown, which wasn't an achievement, and I've got a few different badges earned that I can opt from, but there was a shield that some folks had that I couldn't get.
This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve.
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
August 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
This one took a bit of upgrade tuning to the Reliant and a handful of attempts to achieve.
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
No wonder only .72% of gamers accomplish this.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to land an airborne three wheeler launched from sandy dirt hills without ending up turtled or worse?
93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.
August 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
93 Places to Holiday Without Running Into RFKj.
From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago.
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
July 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
From a Man in the Streets compilation of 100 years ago.
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
"In my opinion, he's the south end of a northbound horse."
Now there's an expression that needs reviving!
Jay Leno, you are lower than whale excrement resting on the ocean floor.
Night after night, your unfunny jokes at my cousin's expense helped create the slut-shaming hell that she inhabited for years. And the water cooler replays I endured at work the next day.
Get bent, Jay.
Night after night, your unfunny jokes at my cousin's expense helped create the slut-shaming hell that she inhabited for years. And the water cooler replays I endured at work the next day.
Get bent, Jay.
yeah man give the public what it wants, fifty godzillion blowjob jokes about monica lewinsky
Jay Leno Says Today’s Late-Night Hosts ‘Alienate’ Half the Audience With Political Jokes ‘Cozying Up to One Side’: ‘I Don’t Think Anybody Wants to Hear a Lecture’
Jay Leno believes late-night TV hosts have become too politicized -- and that they risk losing half the viewing audience.
variety.com
July 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Jay Leno, you are lower than whale excrement resting on the ocean floor.
Night after night, your unfunny jokes at my cousin's expense helped create the slut-shaming hell that she inhabited for years. And the water cooler replays I endured at work the next day.
Get bent, Jay.
Night after night, your unfunny jokes at my cousin's expense helped create the slut-shaming hell that she inhabited for years. And the water cooler replays I endured at work the next day.
Get bent, Jay.
Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now?
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
July 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Q. How is it that I've never seen The Man in the Glass Booth (1975) until now?
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
A. It was part of the American Film Theatre series, an experiment in marketing films (based on plays) that would not otherwise have been able to get financing...
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
July 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Bugs Bunny's Looney Christmas Tales 1979
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Totally missed it when I was a kid, like so many well placed cartoon jokes.
Porky can't quite get the "don we now" verse finished, so Bugs has their resident Southerner, Foghorn Leghorn fill in, but he belts out "our GRAY apparel." TWICE
Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
July 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Police Chase Chopper Commentary Winner of the Day
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
Stu Mundel of @foxla.bsky.social
"Oh look, there's Batman behind him," *switches to Michael Keaton whisper voice* "I'm Batman."
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedatious
I wanna be sedatious
July 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
20, 20, 24 hours to go
I wanna be sedatious
I wanna be sedatious
One of the side effects of living with someone working for one of the top companies in the Fortune 500, is that occasionally some topics are off limits for reasons.
Ex.
Me - Hey, about that CEO and HR head at the Coldplay concert...
Her - Yeah, I can't talk about that...
🤔
Ex.
Me - Hey, about that CEO and HR head at the Coldplay concert...
Her - Yeah, I can't talk about that...
🤔
July 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
One of the side effects of living with someone working for one of the top companies in the Fortune 500, is that occasionally some topics are off limits for reasons.
Ex.
Me - Hey, about that CEO and HR head at the Coldplay concert...
Her - Yeah, I can't talk about that...
🤔
Ex.
Me - Hey, about that CEO and HR head at the Coldplay concert...
Her - Yeah, I can't talk about that...
🤔
Thank you, Universe!
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
July 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Thank you, Universe!
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Signed,
Microsoft Paint and (((BeerRabbi)))
Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post.
Nevertheless...
Nevertheless...
July 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Meant to do this earlier in the week. I'm sure many people beat me to first post.
Nevertheless...
Nevertheless...
50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.
July 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
50/50 chance that I'm in the reflection of the window of Swan Oyster Depot. My neighborhood Walgreens is directly across the street.
Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate."
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Backyard of the Mad Dog in the Fog 20+ years ago; the bartender, a big tattooed Scotsman who took breaks from bartending to tour with @qotsa-official.bsky.social, heard his little brother say "conversate."
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
Pinned against a wall, he told him he'd beat the shit out of him if he ever heard it again.
Great new video from @slopesgameroom.bsky.social about the classic Strike video game series and the origin of the franchise from the days when IBM were plotting to launch a *gasp* PERSONAL Computer.
(Editors Note to VO talent; "heresy" isn't pronounced "hearsay.")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXu...
(Editors Note to VO talent; "heresy" isn't pronounced "hearsay.")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXu...
The Strike Series: The Complete History (DESERT, JUNGLE, URBAN, SOVIET, NUCLEAR)
YouTube video by Slope's Game Room (Video Game Documentaries)
www.youtube.com
July 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Great new video from @slopesgameroom.bsky.social about the classic Strike video game series and the origin of the franchise from the days when IBM were plotting to launch a *gasp* PERSONAL Computer.
(Editors Note to VO talent; "heresy" isn't pronounced "hearsay.")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXu...
(Editors Note to VO talent; "heresy" isn't pronounced "hearsay.")
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMXu...
Literally heard a professional YouTuber trying to get back to their main point with the phrase, "but I digest."
And I...just...died a little bit.
And I...just...died a little bit.
July 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Literally heard a professional YouTuber trying to get back to their main point with the phrase, "but I digest."
And I...just...died a little bit.
And I...just...died a little bit.
As was the tradition at my best friend’s Fourth of July party during the 90s and early noughties, here I am "walking the plank."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAB...
2010 Fourth of July Balance Beam / Walk the Plank at BMK
YouTube video by Maj0rB00thr0yd
www.youtube.com
July 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
As was the tradition at my best friend’s Fourth of July party during the 90s and early noughties, here I am "walking the plank."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAB...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVAB...
(Where applicable)
July 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
(Where applicable)
Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC?
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
July 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Did I just spend half a year trying to get an almost 10 year old delisted game working on my modern PC?
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
For a chance to escape to Australia?
Worth all the hours of troubleshooting and cleverman work!
Now if you'll excuse me, it's Forza Horizon 3 time!
When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.
June 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
When you name your mobile carrier "Three," headline hilarity ensues when you have major outages.
For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.
June 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
For the last time, @wxyzdetroit.bsky.social , a Whippet is a cute little doggo, a Whip-It is a brand of Nitrous oxide canister.
Fans of The Streets of San Francisco will remember this building from the episode "Dead Lift," featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Diana Muldaur.
www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
Shuttered, historic San Francisco building to reopen to the public
Laurene Powell Jobs has an ambitious new plan for SFAI's shuttered campus.
www.sfgate.com
June 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Fans of The Streets of San Francisco will remember this building from the episode "Dead Lift," featuring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Diana Muldaur.
www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
www.sfgate.com/local/articl...
Attention Cinema Schlock Connoisseurs -
Free on Amazon (Just Past Their) Prime, a wunderschön B Movie with an A Movie Cast.
Cannon at their 80s best. Rock Hudson, Donald Pleasance, Robert Mitchum and Ellen Burstyn gets her Golan Globuses out!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
Free on Amazon (Just Past Their) Prime, a wunderschön B Movie with an A Movie Cast.
Cannon at their 80s best. Rock Hudson, Donald Pleasance, Robert Mitchum and Ellen Burstyn gets her Golan Globuses out!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
Watch The Ambassador | Prime Video
An American ambassador, his wife, and her Arab lover are caught up in a dangerous game of intrigue, extortion, and murder in the explosive thriller set in the Middle East.
www.amazon.com
June 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Attention Cinema Schlock Connoisseurs -
Free on Amazon (Just Past Their) Prime, a wunderschön B Movie with an A Movie Cast.
Cannon at their 80s best. Rock Hudson, Donald Pleasance, Robert Mitchum and Ellen Burstyn gets her Golan Globuses out!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...
Free on Amazon (Just Past Their) Prime, a wunderschön B Movie with an A Movie Cast.
Cannon at their 80s best. Rock Hudson, Donald Pleasance, Robert Mitchum and Ellen Burstyn gets her Golan Globuses out!
www.amazon.com/gp/video/det...