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honk. it’s probably time to eat
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FROM: jeesmartfridge@gmail.com
TO: adersh@lawboy.com
SUBJ: Re: Did u get my last message??

yea plx dont email my fridge address
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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You ever look in the dryer and open the lint trap and think, "oh ho, new kind of lint today"
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
October 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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putting the ugh in although
October 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Guy Mustard™: The World's First High-Protein Mustard for GUYS
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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"i dont want to eat a kebab, i want fish and chips" well sorry little buddy but we're at the kebab shop and you're twelve
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Fight against the cold icy grip of irrelevance by playing Magic: The Gathering with characters from The Office
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Look at Toad. His edible is just starting to take hold and he needs to tell Frog that instead they should watch Big Trouble in Little China
September 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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no way dude. cmon. that cant be it
September 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Starbucks Employee: Venti iced vanilla latte for Charlie?
Conservative Guy: (way too loudly while looking around at everyone) Yes. That is me.
Starbucks Employee: Okay man have a good day.
September 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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this shit is just incompatible with humanity. its olestra for the soul
NEW: ChatGPT is causing chaos in marriages, as one spouse becomes deeply fixated on AI therapy/advice/spiritual wisdom — alienating the other spouse and, often, resulting in divorce.

In some cases, ChatGPT-enmeshed spouses are using the tech to bully their partners.

futurism.com/chatgpt-marr...
September 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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this is some pitch perfect Minnesota Nice
September 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Let’s wrap up the use of devices
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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this might be my last chance to hit paydirt and make it rich. time to make 50,000 front facing videos about how the sexiest characteristic a man can have is a head shaped like an inverted ice cream cone
* ORACLE, SILVER LAKE, ANDREESSEN TO CONTROL TIKOK IN US: WSJ

$ORCL
September 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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INVENTOR OF THE ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH: i wonder what a mouthful of bees would sound like
September 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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[folds menu gently and hands to server]
please may I have the applebee
September 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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i hope at my big traveling show where i talk about all the different kinds of people i hate a bunch of my blood doesn't go squirting everywhere
September 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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the Jerk Store called... yeah, they're going out of business. with so many Jerks available on the internet, nobody cares about having a few quality Jerks on standby right in their own home anymore
September 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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objectively hilarious that an assassination and a logo rebrand get essentially the same reaction out of half of the country
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Too bad the GOP effectively criminalized studying how information moves online and news orgs laid off and demonized all the reporters who covered the burgeoning online accelerationist performative death cults. All of that work was somehow "censorship" that needed to be stopped. Now we're here.
September 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM