Beelzebub Montgomery
@beelzebub-author.bsky.social
A published author, fool, proud wife haver, and pessimist. 22. They/them. Probably a werewolf
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Hivemind of Maggots by Beelzebub Montgomery
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check out my books!
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet
"I like pretty main characters"
They count. Listen you may wanna argue; but trust me. They count. They have a....arguably good personality (?) and are really really....observant.
They count. Listen you may wanna argue; but trust me. They count. They have a....arguably good personality (?) and are really really....observant.
January 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
"I like pretty main characters"
They count. Listen you may wanna argue; but trust me. They count. They have a....arguably good personality (?) and are really really....observant.
They count. Listen you may wanna argue; but trust me. They count. They have a....arguably good personality (?) and are really really....observant.
Please small artists and writers, comment so I can fill my following with you. I wanna click my following tab and just see human creativity full max
January 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Please small artists and writers, comment so I can fill my following with you. I wanna click my following tab and just see human creativity full max
Take me out back; take me behind the shed; make me look at the flowers, do something before I EVER let a robot touch my brain magic
Dear Microsoft Word and your repeated prompts:
I will never ever ever use Copilot to rewrite any of my novels and if I ever so much as consider this I want one of you to take me to a farm upstate
I will never ever ever use Copilot to rewrite any of my novels and if I ever so much as consider this I want one of you to take me to a farm upstate
January 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Take me out back; take me behind the shed; make me look at the flowers, do something before I EVER let a robot touch my brain magic
Working a monotonous job all like "they don't know I'm a published author" and then my coworkers yell back "we know because you don't shut up about it."
They're correct.
I don't.
They're correct.
I don't.
January 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Working a monotonous job all like "they don't know I'm a published author" and then my coworkers yell back "we know because you don't shut up about it."
They're correct.
I don't.
They're correct.
I don't.
Guys this app has so many point of views constantly flooding in. No echo chamber. Maybe now is the time my brain relearns how to hold debates not arguments.
Actually, who am I kidding? I need to learn how to actually finish the book I've spent an entire year on.
Actually, who am I kidding? I need to learn how to actually finish the book I've spent an entire year on.
January 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Guys this app has so many point of views constantly flooding in. No echo chamber. Maybe now is the time my brain relearns how to hold debates not arguments.
Actually, who am I kidding? I need to learn how to actually finish the book I've spent an entire year on.
Actually, who am I kidding? I need to learn how to actually finish the book I've spent an entire year on.
Artists! Can we post art here or will it be fed into the hate-human-artists-spit-out-trash machines?
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Artists! Can we post art here or will it be fed into the hate-human-artists-spit-out-trash machines?
I will not be joining redbook; simply because I haven't had a tiktok in years anyway.
But on one positive note for tiktok going down is the old account I had before I started hiding my face will now vanish.
But on one positive note for tiktok going down is the old account I had before I started hiding my face will now vanish.
January 14, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I will not be joining redbook; simply because I haven't had a tiktok in years anyway.
But on one positive note for tiktok going down is the old account I had before I started hiding my face will now vanish.
But on one positive note for tiktok going down is the old account I had before I started hiding my face will now vanish.
Full time job haver here, is the toxic Yuri thing chill? Or does it have those off-putting undertones to it? From what I've seen it's just...cool women who aren't exactly good matches but not perpetuating the bogus dv statistics people quote for WLW. Explain 🙏 please
January 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Full time job haver here, is the toxic Yuri thing chill? Or does it have those off-putting undertones to it? From what I've seen it's just...cool women who aren't exactly good matches but not perpetuating the bogus dv statistics people quote for WLW. Explain 🙏 please
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […]
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January 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
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I looked up to Neil Gaiman. Not necessarily in my writing because he came after that; but as what I once believed to be a good person. Now I look up to the brave women who stepped forward to get the justice they deserve; and I hope they get it to the fullest extent.
January 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I looked up to Neil Gaiman. Not necessarily in my writing because he came after that; but as what I once believed to be a good person. Now I look up to the brave women who stepped forward to get the justice they deserve; and I hope they get it to the fullest extent.
So far so good on this app; now to hope that I can gather followers who love poetry or silly gay horror books with an absolutely unstable cast of characters.
I'm almost done with round 1 of editing; and here's to hoping round 2 goes by faster
I'm almost done with round 1 of editing; and here's to hoping round 2 goes by faster
January 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So far so good on this app; now to hope that I can gather followers who love poetry or silly gay horror books with an absolutely unstable cast of characters.
I'm almost done with round 1 of editing; and here's to hoping round 2 goes by faster
I'm almost done with round 1 of editing; and here's to hoping round 2 goes by faster
Subtlety suggesting to my wife what books I want
January 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Subtlety suggesting to my wife what books I want
Downloaded the cool app where everyone will surely come to; and am happy to introduce myself to my very small amount of followers (none as of now)
January 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Downloaded the cool app where everyone will surely come to; and am happy to introduce myself to my very small amount of followers (none as of now)
check out my books!
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Hivemind of Maggots by Beelzebub Montgomery
books2read.com
January 14, 2025 at 5:28 AM
check out my books!
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet
HiveMind of Maggots-
books2read.com/u/mY8e2p
Nightgowns and other war memorabilia-
books2read.com/u/3GpKGO
#poetry #poet