Beefbaby BrimStone
@beefbaby.bsky.social
(He/him)
Mr Gravy if you know my wife, trek/wrestling/Celtics nerd & chef if you know me otherwise.
I also produce/edit/mix music. Check it out here
https://linktr.ee/ItsBeefBaby
Mr Gravy if you know my wife, trek/wrestling/Celtics nerd & chef if you know me otherwise.
I also produce/edit/mix music. Check it out here
https://linktr.ee/ItsBeefBaby
Just overheard a customer talking about their friend “Bobby Buckets” and now all I think about is my next CAW.
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Just overheard a customer talking about their friend “Bobby Buckets” and now all I think about is my next CAW.
“This is the first time I’ve been out since yesterday!” Sir, it’s 830 in the morning.
October 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“This is the first time I’ve been out since yesterday!” Sir, it’s 830 in the morning.
Today feels like the most mondayist Thursday that’s ever thursdayed.
October 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Today feels like the most mondayist Thursday that’s ever thursdayed.
I’ve watched some badly biased broadcasts in my life. But nothing nearly as bad as this ESPN Boston/New York game. If I was blind I would have to be convinced it wasn’t a YES broadcast.
October 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I’ve watched some badly biased broadcasts in my life. But nothing nearly as bad as this ESPN Boston/New York game. If I was blind I would have to be convinced it wasn’t a YES broadcast.
Work was dragging all day til I put on the Celtics Media day. Times been flying by ever since. 23 days til the season starts. I cannot wait!
September 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Work was dragging all day til I put on the Celtics Media day. Times been flying by ever since. 23 days til the season starts. I cannot wait!
Literally only the second Uber I’ve taken in the past week and once again the driver is wearing HEAVY cologne. Whyyyyy?
September 20, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Literally only the second Uber I’ve taken in the past week and once again the driver is wearing HEAVY cologne. Whyyyyy?
Is there any phrase worse than “Leaf Peeping?”
September 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Is there any phrase worse than “Leaf Peeping?”
I got an email from my bank that they were launching a new podcast. Which horsemen of the apocalypse does that fall under? Asking for a friend
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I got an email from my bank that they were launching a new podcast. Which horsemen of the apocalypse does that fall under? Asking for a friend
Apologies to anyone still hanging on to summer. I’ve decided that today is officially fall. You heard it here first.
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Apologies to anyone still hanging on to summer. I’ve decided that today is officially fall. You heard it here first.
If you’re gonna drive Uber probbbbb shouldn’t wear stronggggg cologne and drive with windows up. Just a tip
September 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If you’re gonna drive Uber probbbbb shouldn’t wear stronggggg cologne and drive with windows up. Just a tip
Idk why I just thought about this but the first I ever slow danced with a girl at a middle school dance I started crying and had to run away. I lied and said they played that song at my grandfathers funeral, who was very much alive at the time.
September 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Idk why I just thought about this but the first I ever slow danced with a girl at a middle school dance I started crying and had to run away. I lied and said they played that song at my grandfathers funeral, who was very much alive at the time.
I’ve been way way too active all day long, every single day since last Wednesday. And oh boy it has caught up with me. But I have something I absolutely can’t miss tonight as well. So RIP me. Tomorrow after work I’m gonna go to sleep for like 28 hours.
September 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I’ve been way way too active all day long, every single day since last Wednesday. And oh boy it has caught up with me. But I have something I absolutely can’t miss tonight as well. So RIP me. Tomorrow after work I’m gonna go to sleep for like 28 hours.
It’s genuinely hilarious when I see someone who I went to high school with, who used to shoot up, bitch about doctors offering their kids vaccine shots. So fuckin dumb.
September 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s genuinely hilarious when I see someone who I went to high school with, who used to shoot up, bitch about doctors offering their kids vaccine shots. So fuckin dumb.
The best part about ADHD is putting something down and then not being able to see it directly there in front of you until you panic and find something to replace it but then HEY IM RIGHT HERE WHERE YOU LEFT ME
August 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The best part about ADHD is putting something down and then not being able to see it directly there in front of you until you panic and find something to replace it but then HEY IM RIGHT HERE WHERE YOU LEFT ME
Today in being neurodivergent, the shirt I’m wearing slightly shrunk in the wash and all
I can feel is the millimeter of skin that is exposed.
I can feel is the millimeter of skin that is exposed.
August 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Today in being neurodivergent, the shirt I’m wearing slightly shrunk in the wash and all
I can feel is the millimeter of skin that is exposed.
I can feel is the millimeter of skin that is exposed.
Lucille Ball’s dad doesn’t die of typhoid fever. Her mom never remarried. She never has a stepfather who encourages her to try out for his Shriners organization. She never gets in showbiz. Never meets Desi. Doesn’t create sitcoms. Never saves Star Trek. No technological inspirations. Futures end.
What’s your modern historical hinge point? Nothing political. Just your major cultural What If? For example, I’m a 1994 Expos truther
July 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Lucille Ball’s dad doesn’t die of typhoid fever. Her mom never remarried. She never has a stepfather who encourages her to try out for his Shriners organization. She never gets in showbiz. Never meets Desi. Doesn’t create sitcoms. Never saves Star Trek. No technological inspirations. Futures end.
It may be my day off but yea I just spent an hour cutting carrots, potatoes, and raw chicken(not in that order and not without properly cleaning between).
July 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It may be my day off but yea I just spent an hour cutting carrots, potatoes, and raw chicken(not in that order and not without properly cleaning between).
The most ridiculous thing about the movie Independence Day is that everybody still ridicules the guy who says he was kidnapped by aliens, even AFTER they discover Aliens exist for a fact. SooOooo dumb. But probably accurate.
July 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The most ridiculous thing about the movie Independence Day is that everybody still ridicules the guy who says he was kidnapped by aliens, even AFTER they discover Aliens exist for a fact. SooOooo dumb. But probably accurate.
If you want an insight into how I am as a server, try to guess what this is supposed to say.
July 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you want an insight into how I am as a server, try to guess what this is supposed to say.
Whoops just told the shit head who comes into my work every day and flaunts his money that the news doesn’t tell you what is going on in the world. They tell you what they want you to know about the world.
July 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Whoops just told the shit head who comes into my work every day and flaunts his money that the news doesn’t tell you what is going on in the world. They tell you what they want you to know about the world.
I just asked the ultra conservative lady at my work if she’d seen Superman yet. She of course responded, “I have no interest.”
But by the time she left I’d convinced her to go see it. People can change.
I used to be a piece of shit too.
But by the time she left I’d convinced her to go see it. People can change.
I used to be a piece of shit too.
July 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I just asked the ultra conservative lady at my work if she’d seen Superman yet. She of course responded, “I have no interest.”
But by the time she left I’d convinced her to go see it. People can change.
I used to be a piece of shit too.
But by the time she left I’d convinced her to go see it. People can change.
I used to be a piece of shit too.
This is why I have long maintained that I will always stay true to myself if I end up on the Jumbotron.
I Don't Like The Person You Become When You're On The Jumbotron
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July 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is why I have long maintained that I will always stay true to myself if I end up on the Jumbotron.
Am I the only one who gets seriously distracted when an actor is wearing an obvious wig? Particularly when it’s a season premiere that’s supposed to take place immediately following the previous seasons finale?
July 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Am I the only one who gets seriously distracted when an actor is wearing an obvious wig? Particularly when it’s a season premiere that’s supposed to take place immediately following the previous seasons finale?
I had a party of 6 come in at 6:10, and gee golly, it is making me hate today.
July 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I had a party of 6 come in at 6:10, and gee golly, it is making me hate today.
I had a classic server nightmare last night. I was working in my old restaurant and everything had changed and been updated. My first table wanted to order a bunch of booze and groaned when I said it was my first day back. Then the top server there gave me shit for getting a big money table.
July 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I had a classic server nightmare last night. I was working in my old restaurant and everything had changed and been updated. My first table wanted to order a bunch of booze and groaned when I said it was my first day back. Then the top server there gave me shit for getting a big money table.