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kristen (she/her)
@beechwoodlove.bsky.social
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Chronically sarcastic and often bitchy. Childless cat lady since before it was cool. Intersectional feminist. Pan/demi. “Argumentative antithetical dream girl.” 🔞 DNI | 🌊 DNI | #FreePalestine 🍉 | Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
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Kitties bathing themselves are so adorable.
A long-haired gray and white cat with a pink nose is washing one of his front paws.
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I am IN LOVE with my wallpaper. Seriously.
A fake white cat is wearing pink accessories: a pair of headphones, sunglasses, and a collar. It is blowing bubblegum.
November 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
beechwoodlove.bsky.social
Also, look at this gorgeous girl! OMG.
A tortoiseshell cat is laying on a red and black flannel blanket.
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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I am absolutely dying over these two cuddle bugs that we saw at the shelter today. 😭

(We were there getting Buddy and Butterscotch’s nails trimmed.)
A black kitten and brown tabby kitten are cuddled up next to each other in a shelter enclosure. A black kitten and brown tabby kitten are cuddled up next to each other in a shelter enclosure. A black kitten and brown tabby kitten are cuddled up next to each other in a shelter enclosure.
November 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Y’all, WHERE do I recognize this actress from? Or does she remind me of another actress? It is driving me batty.

She’s played two different roles on SVU but I swear I’ve seen her in something else. Nothing is standing out on her IMDb page, though.
Actress Ryann Shane is shown with reddish-brown hair that falls just past her shoulders. She is wearing a ribbed white tank top and has a faint smile on her face.
November 17, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Feeling melancholy tonight. Miss my little Calligraphy cuddlebug. 😔
Kristen is shown wearing a navy blue shirt. A dilute calico cat, Calligraphy, is cuddled up directly next to her. She is sleeping. Her head is tucked under Kristen’s chin with one paw resting on her neck. Kristen’s hand is resting on the cat.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Please quote post a picture where you were completely happy, and nothing else mattered but that moment.
Kristen is pictured on a beach. She is wearing a navy blue windbreaker, glasses, and her short hair is windswept.
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

I mean…
@effinbirds meme with a black bird against a mauve background. The text reads “this is a great time for you to shut the fuck up”
November 16, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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I miss my mom, y’all. 😭
Screenshot of a text with Kristen’s mom. Mom: Love you! Kristen: Love you miss you mean it! Mom: Miss you too. I walked around Target while I was out and kept expecting to hear your voice - Oh, Mom look at this - it’s so cute, etc Me: 😭
November 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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These are so adorable, I’m bummed I missed out on them! 😭
Christmas tree ornament: pink ballet slippers hanging on a deep purple ribbon with Taylor Swift’s name in gold script. Christmas tree ornament: a traffic light with heart shaped lights that say “I don’t know” in script. The ornament is hanging on a hot pink ribbon with Taylor Swift’s name also in script.
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Built a cute cat Lego in an attempt to feel better.

@shinery.bsky.social, you totally need this. ♥️
A white lucky cat Lego.
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Much needed timeline cleanse.

Buddy wishes you even the smallest moment of peace. ♥️
A sleeping gray and white cat has his head resting on his front paws, with his tail covering the bottom half of his face.
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Regular readers who shame others for what they choose to consume are bad enough. (Unless it’s hateful or harmful or something, because fuck that shit.)

But AUTHORS who do it? Straight to hell. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
A shitty cis white man holds two paperbacks, each with multiple page flags in them. The text that overlays the image reads: I love • Writing deep, emotional themes • Building rich story worlds with vibrant aesthetics • Character-driven stories • Books that are wholesome for the whole family I hate • Smut/spice • Profanity • On again / Off again • The agenda-driven nature of the secular publishing industry
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
beechwoodlove.bsky.social
I need to clean out my inbox more often.

I deleted another ~80 emails after this.
Screenshot of an email inbox from Apple’s mail program. 778 messages are selected for deletion. Two emails from Chewy.com are at the top of the inbox.
October 21, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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This is too much. Entirely too much.

And before anyone asks, yes, I have a problem with any musician who releases multiple versions of the same exact album with the same exact track list just to artificially inflate their record sales. Not just Taylor.
Screenshot from Billboard’s website, discussing Taylor Swift’s new album. The text reads: Life of a Showgirl's first-week sales were fueled by 34 different versions of The Life of a Showgirl — 27 physical iterations (18 CDs, eight vinyl LPs and one cassette) and seven download variants (not counting clean and explicit editions for wide digital retail).
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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All because I liked a post that accused her of making money grabs. Sorry, truth hurts?

This is why people can’t stand hardcore Swifties. If you’re not constantly kissing her ass, you’re wrong.
Today 2:46 PM @fel.swifties.social has blocked you
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Hey! 😭
Image has a black background with red splatters throughout. The text overlay reads “the dumb one.”
October 8, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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JFC, Taylor. Give it a fucking rest already.

I’d love to buy just the songwriting memos but your money grubbing ass has to have the entire record as “album only.” Cute.
Screenshot of an Instagram story by Taylor Swift. It displays her in a short blonde wig, wearing a low cut red dress, talking on a pay phone. It’s an ad for a special edition of her newest album with two acoustic tracks and two songwriting memos.
October 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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A tuxedo cat with the most magnificent whiskers is looking at the camera.
October 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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We all know this is actually him.
Crudely drawn cartoon of a person gritting their teeth and crying, while wearing a mask that portrays them as being cocky and smiling.
October 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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I feel like maybe - just maybe - I shouldn’t have been put on this particular antibiotic.

And yes, the ER was aware I had these issues when they prescribed it.
Screenshot of mayoclinic.org and their page on the side effects of cephalexin. Information between asterisks (highlighted on actual screenshot) are problems that Kristen has. Other Medical Problems The presence of other medical problems may affect the use of this medicine. Make sure you tell your doctor if you have any other medical problems, especially: • *Colitis (inflammation in gut)*, history of or dback • *Diarrhea, severe, history of* or • Seizures, history of-Use with caution. May make these conditions worse. • Kidney disease or • *Liver disease*-Use with caution. The effects may be increased because of slower removal of the medicine from the body.
October 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
beechwoodlove.bsky.social
Humor a girl, would y’all?
what vibe do give off? 👍🏻: seashells, sunsets, fairy lights, summer dresses, bare feet, sparkly eyes, rope swings, beach walks, salt lamps, white wine, sea foam, messy updos, oversized sweaters, freckles ♥️: red wine, homemade soup, vintage dresses, vinyls, red lipstick, slow dancing, pearl necklaces, hopeless romantic, teacups, rainy days, vintage waves, nightgowns, picnics 😂: plushies, soft blankets, doe eyes, baby pink, hot chocolate, sweet voice, ribbon, pastels, baby animals, bath bombs, lollipops, bunnies, hearts, sleepovers, lip gloss 😮: adventure, old maps, abandoned buildings, mountains, earthy tones, train rides, old staircases, parchment, forests, cabins, stained glass, bookshelves, new experiences 😢: mysterious, black boots, tired eyes, roses, graveyards, black cats, witchcraft, cigarettes, whiskey, gothic architecture, crystals, fishnets, chunky heels, foggy mornings, poems 😡: holographic, neon lights, futuristic, retro video games, technology, denim jackets, eighties synth, rolled up jeans, converse, coca-cola, movie nights, anime, polaroids
October 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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I don’t know what I was expecting for the packaging for the deluxe editions, but it sure as heck wasn’t this! 😳
A stack of four boxes containing the deluxe editions of Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl. A regular CD is placed on top of the pile as a size reference.
October 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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SO FREAKIN’ EXCITED.
Poster for the theatrical release of Taylor Swift’s release party film. She is shown wearing an orange showgirl’s outfit, complete with a huge feathered headdress.
October 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Let’s do this!
Screenshot of Taylor Swift’s new album, The Life of a Showgirl, on Spotify. “The Fate of Ophelia” is playing. Other tracks are shown as “Elizabeth Taylor,” “Opalite,” and “Father Figure.”
October 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM