And also talk

OMG this is so true!

Amtrak conductors come in two flavors: the most amiable person you can imagine or the biggest dickhead (gender neutral) you'll ever meet

Love this.

It may not have been a decision. More like a biological imperative. You know, like a virus.

When did he decide being the world's biggest asshole was going to be his personality? Age 5?

I relate to this feeling. It's so unbearably awful and unacceptable.

AI version of deceased Trump insists it's still president

Ain't that the truth! She was profiled in the NYT this week, in one of their "What I do on Sunday" features. I almost signed up for a pilates class before realizing, "Oh, I don't actually want to do Pilates, I just want to be Famke Jansen." 😜

Yeah, this was a really charming basic movie, but we (active filmgoers) just barely managed to catch it in the theater. There was only one showing the Saturday we saw it. I recommended it to friends, but too late.

Srsly. Also what did this guy know about the light of consciousness? He's about as conscious as an earthworm.

Man I’m gonna enjoy when they take all this shit down

"unfortunately, due to everything about me as a person..." 😂 What a fantastic disclaimer which I will be borrowing.