Garrett W
@beeblebroxnet.bsky.social
Grumpy pixel-pusher. Not a bot but sometimes think about being one.
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Cinephile pope is gonna make me go back to church
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Cinephile pope is gonna make me go back to church
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Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
November 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Shapiro: He rose to some prominence by writing a book about growing up in Appalachia, where there are a whole lot of people who get SNAP. He made millions of dollars off telling their stories, and then he turned his damn back on those very people he likes to write about and claim as his own.
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Mr. Johnson still regularly posts on Twitter. He did not pay for verification but is still somehow verified, pre-Elon.
November 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Mr. Johnson still regularly posts on Twitter. He did not pay for verification but is still somehow verified, pre-Elon.
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My favorite comment on the FT story
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My favorite comment on the FT story
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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I think “driveway” and “parkway” are named the wrong way round.
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I think “driveway” and “parkway” are named the wrong way round.
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Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
October 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Really, truly amazing that OpenAI wants us to believe that they are worth a trillion dollars but also they are so desperate for revenue that they created an infinite SlopTok app that opens them up to a billion lawsuits just so that they can maybe someday make it even worse by filling it with ads.
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So much if our current problems are tied up in a weird cult that continually thinks that all our long term crises are pointless bc human existence is going to get wrapped up within the next five years so why bother.
Got sucked into the side of TikTok commenting on the trend in American evangelicalism right now—where there’s a growing belief that that the rapture will happen this Tuesday—September 23rd
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
This is due to a of set of things happening in Israel interpreted through a tangled "Left Behind" theology+
September 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
So much if our current problems are tied up in a weird cult that continually thinks that all our long term crises are pointless bc human existence is going to get wrapped up within the next five years so why bother.
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It’s ok to put the phone down.
September 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It’s ok to put the phone down.
5 year old son: Can you give me the Mandalorian
Me: the guy with the helmet, we don't have that toy.
Son: THE MANDALORIAN! THE CAR YOU JUST HAD!
Me: Oh, the Delorean...it's called a del....
Son: ITS CALLED THE MANDALORIAN, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?
Me: the guy with the helmet, we don't have that toy.
Son: THE MANDALORIAN! THE CAR YOU JUST HAD!
Me: Oh, the Delorean...it's called a del....
Son: ITS CALLED THE MANDALORIAN, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?
August 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
5 year old son: Can you give me the Mandalorian
Me: the guy with the helmet, we don't have that toy.
Son: THE MANDALORIAN! THE CAR YOU JUST HAD!
Me: Oh, the Delorean...it's called a del....
Son: ITS CALLED THE MANDALORIAN, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?
Me: the guy with the helmet, we don't have that toy.
Son: THE MANDALORIAN! THE CAR YOU JUST HAD!
Me: Oh, the Delorean...it's called a del....
Son: ITS CALLED THE MANDALORIAN, DID YOU NOT KNOW THAT?!?!?
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RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
August 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
RoboCop: *about to arrest me*
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them
RoboCop: i’m going to let you off with a warning
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"We've spent a lot of money on the military and now they have nothing to do so we might as well let the president use it domestically to satisfy his own petty grudges" is precisely why the Founders feared a standing army.
I mean, it's pretty much fucking verbatim.
I mean, it's pretty much fucking verbatim.
Comer: "We're gonna support doing this in other cities if it works out in Washington DC. We spend a lot on our military. Our military has been in many countries around the world for the past two decades walking the streets trying to reduce crime. We need to focus on the big cities in America now."
August 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
"We've spent a lot of money on the military and now they have nothing to do so we might as well let the president use it domestically to satisfy his own petty grudges" is precisely why the Founders feared a standing army.
I mean, it's pretty much fucking verbatim.
I mean, it's pretty much fucking verbatim.
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"That Trump's actions are illegal means nothing if there's no check on his power."
Trump's brownshirts deploy in DC
It's happening here.
www.publicnotice.co
August 13, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"That Trump's actions are illegal means nothing if there's no check on his power."
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51 years ago today, President Nixon announced that he would resign the presidency after a unanimous Supreme Court (in an opinion by a Chief Justice he appointed) ordered him to turn over tapes on which, as it turns out, he had implicated himself in the Watergate cover-up.
Those were the days...
Those were the days...
21. United States v. Nixon
In July 1974, the Supreme Court effectively cleared the way for the ouster of a sitting President—in a ruling that may have ultimately *bolstered* the presidency as an institution
www.stevevladeck.com
August 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
51 years ago today, President Nixon announced that he would resign the presidency after a unanimous Supreme Court (in an opinion by a Chief Justice he appointed) ordered him to turn over tapes on which, as it turns out, he had implicated himself in the Watergate cover-up.
Those were the days...
Those were the days...
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15) We should improve society by responding to every declaration of "Cringe!" with "Shut up, coward."
July 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
15) We should improve society by responding to every declaration of "Cringe!" with "Shut up, coward."
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WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
July 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
WGA statement on Paramount’s decision to cancel the Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
Weak Leader Energy
The president has declared that any Americans exercising their right to protest — not committing violence, just voicing their opinion — will be met with a “very heavy force”
Trump says anybody who protests the military parade on Sunday will be met with “very heavy force”
June 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Weak Leader Energy
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The president has declared that any Americans exercising their right to protest — not committing violence, just voicing their opinion — will be met with a “very heavy force”
Trump says anybody who protests the military parade on Sunday will be met with “very heavy force”
June 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The president has declared that any Americans exercising their right to protest — not committing violence, just voicing their opinion — will be met with a “very heavy force”
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"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer
DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
LUTNICK: Generally 10%
DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%
LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff
DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America
June 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"We cannot build bananas in America" is an all timer
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This is the kind of thing Douglas Adams was getting at with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. He knew. Somehow he knew.
May 29, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is the kind of thing Douglas Adams was getting at with the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation. He knew. Somehow he knew.
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Tesla FSD 13.2.9 will still run a kid down while illegally blowing past a stopped school bus with red lights flashing and stop sign extended.
Elon Musk how many kids does FSD need to run over before you fix this?
I warned about this danger at the 2023 Super Bowl!
Elon Musk how many kids does FSD need to run over before you fix this?
I warned about this danger at the 2023 Super Bowl!
May 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Tesla FSD 13.2.9 will still run a kid down while illegally blowing past a stopped school bus with red lights flashing and stop sign extended.
Elon Musk how many kids does FSD need to run over before you fix this?
I warned about this danger at the 2023 Super Bowl!
Elon Musk how many kids does FSD need to run over before you fix this?
I warned about this danger at the 2023 Super Bowl!
I've lost horses in Red Dead Redemption but I am on a multi-day grieving process for a my Minecraft dog who was killed by a skeleton. #videogames #Minecraft
a brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is sitting on a checkered couch .
ALT: a brown and white dog wearing a blue collar is sitting on a checkered couch .
media.tenor.com
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I've lost horses in Red Dead Redemption but I am on a multi-day grieving process for a my Minecraft dog who was killed by a skeleton. #videogames #Minecraft
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The customs agents assigned to collecting this 100% movie tariff
May 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The customs agents assigned to collecting this 100% movie tariff
Thanks to @blender3d.bsky.social I just Teleported my daughter's Minecraft character to inside a wall where she suffocated because I forgot Y is up and not Z. She hates me now.
a stuffed monkey with a backpack is looking at the camera and says oops .
Alt: Awkward Looking Monkey Puppet meme
media.tenor.com
May 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thanks to @blender3d.bsky.social I just Teleported my daughter's Minecraft character to inside a wall where she suffocated because I forgot Y is up and not Z. She hates me now.