I’m being so for real right now when I tell you that I have zero memory of buying this record. It’s like it just materialized in my house one day and I am CONFUSED.

Yeah, so this is Lasagna and I guess I am his de facto caretaker now until and unless his owners come back:

I got u

I think about this a lot. We are responsible for each other.

Just added my elected officials’ office numbers to my saved contacts. Looks like daily calls are going to have to be the move going forward—I’m in this for the long haul, fueled by coffee and spite.

Anyway time to break this one out again I guess:

I don’t know what I’m doing here, but what I do have to offer is pictures of my cats.