Rebecca Woodward
@beckwoodward.bsky.social
Clever girl
Writer @ The Internet
📍NYC
Writer @ The Internet
📍NYC
“This is Toto erasure.” -my bf leaving Wicked For Good
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“This is Toto erasure.” -my bf leaving Wicked For Good
Billion dollar idea: a decongestant that doesn't make it feel like your head has been detached from your body
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Billion dollar idea: a decongestant that doesn't make it feel like your head has been detached from your body
I have two complaints about the Met Gala theme:
1) Isn't "Costume Art" just what the costume institute within the Met...does? This is like saying the "theme" of the Met is "art"
2) All the explanations of the theme talk about fashion and the body. So why not just make the theme "The Body?"
1) Isn't "Costume Art" just what the costume institute within the Met...does? This is like saying the "theme" of the Met is "art"
2) All the explanations of the theme talk about fashion and the body. So why not just make the theme "The Body?"
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I have two complaints about the Met Gala theme:
1) Isn't "Costume Art" just what the costume institute within the Met...does? This is like saying the "theme" of the Met is "art"
2) All the explanations of the theme talk about fashion and the body. So why not just make the theme "The Body?"
1) Isn't "Costume Art" just what the costume institute within the Met...does? This is like saying the "theme" of the Met is "art"
2) All the explanations of the theme talk about fashion and the body. So why not just make the theme "The Body?"
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
Ok MSNBC called it but for some reason I’m still waiting for the NYT to make it real
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ok MSNBC called it but for some reason I’m still waiting for the NYT to make it real
I still think we can make room for Sliwa as the new rat czar, commanding an army of rat-fighting bodega cats
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I still think we can make room for Sliwa as the new rat czar, commanding an army of rat-fighting bodega cats
Vogue World is so dumb
October 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Vogue World is so dumb
When they said generative AI would take our jobs, did they mean by constantly taking down AWS so Outlook and Teams won't work?
October 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
When they said generative AI would take our jobs, did they mean by constantly taking down AWS so Outlook and Teams won't work?
Finally! Why does she take so long between books?!?!
October 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Finally! Why does she take so long between books?!?!
I don’t know if a West Wing rewatch would help or hurt my mental health at this point. Probably hurt.
October 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I don’t know if a West Wing rewatch would help or hurt my mental health at this point. Probably hurt.
You’ll never convince me that Zuckerberg has even the slightest clue what he’s doing.
October 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You’ll never convince me that Zuckerberg has even the slightest clue what he’s doing.
Why is he strutting around the stage like he’s giving a TED talk?
September 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why is he strutting around the stage like he’s giving a TED talk?
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Let's get that same kind of effort galvanized behind Black women who lost their jobs this year!
NOTE: Black women lost 319,000 jobs between February and July of this year, the only major female demographic to experience significant job losses during this five-month period. white men gained 365,000
NOTE: Black women lost 319,000 jobs between February and July of this year, the only major female demographic to experience significant job losses during this five-month period. white men gained 365,000
September 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let's get that same kind of effort galvanized behind Black women who lost their jobs this year!
NOTE: Black women lost 319,000 jobs between February and July of this year, the only major female demographic to experience significant job losses during this five-month period. white men gained 365,000
NOTE: Black women lost 319,000 jobs between February and July of this year, the only major female demographic to experience significant job losses during this five-month period. white men gained 365,000
You know those safety helper things they have for kids at ice rinks? Why don’t they have them for adults. I want to finally learn to skate
September 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
You know those safety helper things they have for kids at ice rinks? Why don’t they have them for adults. I want to finally learn to skate
Just saw on LinkedIn that a friend’s abusive ex-boss has made a career pivot to…drumroll please…a therapist!
September 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Just saw on LinkedIn that a friend’s abusive ex-boss has made a career pivot to…drumroll please…a therapist!
If millennial politicians and voters claw us back from fascism and put us on a path toward a more equitable society with a functioning social safety net, will we get a new generation name? Greatest generation is already taken, but I think we should make it a goal to earn ourselves a rebrand
September 11, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If millennial politicians and voters claw us back from fascism and put us on a path toward a more equitable society with a functioning social safety net, will we get a new generation name? Greatest generation is already taken, but I think we should make it a goal to earn ourselves a rebrand
People keep warning me not to watch the video, but I’ve done grand jury duty. I’m desensitized to murder footage.
September 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
People keep warning me not to watch the video, but I’ve done grand jury duty. I’m desensitized to murder footage.
Seeing as the “job creators” didn’t create any jobs in June, I think we can go back to calling them “corporate interests”
September 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Seeing as the “job creators” didn’t create any jobs in June, I think we can go back to calling them “corporate interests”
He’s deciding which American city to invade with military forces like he’s picking a restaurant for date night.
Q: "Do you have plans for Chicago this week?"
Trump: "No. Not really. We're going to go some place, but we're picking."
Q: "You've been talking a lot about Chicago?"
Trump: "No, Chicago's been talking a lot about it."
Trump: "No. Not really. We're going to go some place, but we're picking."
Q: "You've been talking a lot about Chicago?"
Trump: "No, Chicago's been talking a lot about it."
September 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
He’s deciding which American city to invade with military forces like he’s picking a restaurant for date night.
Gary Shteyngart’s Super Sad True Love Story may be one of the most prescient dystopian novels of the 21st century and I don’t think it gets enough credit.
September 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Gary Shteyngart’s Super Sad True Love Story may be one of the most prescient dystopian novels of the 21st century and I don’t think it gets enough credit.
If Elizabeth Gilbert has no haters I’m dead
September 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
If Elizabeth Gilbert has no haters I’m dead
Just found a job description that gave me hives
August 30, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just found a job description that gave me hives
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average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
August 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
average Dem strategist: we must focus on bipartisan policies that undercut Republican attacks
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything
average Dem voter: having studied the denazification of Germany, we must raze the RNC and leave JD Vance clutching a single wool blanket in a cell after we strip him of everything