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Failure to plan on your part doesn't necessitate an emergency on mine. /
People can change anything they want to, & that means everything in the 🌎. J. Strummer

🐦 Feb 2009
www.becauseuarehere.com
Why is he trying to swear them in? Does he think that by doing this it will hold and they will actually be a militia? Read the room dude! I just can't with this pomp and circus pants.
November 10, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Many airlines lease them from companies linked to larger conglomerates like AIG and the Saudis. These folks should know this, since they are such good pals. 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The US & Russia have had folks over on that continent for a long time.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Also talking out of both sides of his face as earlier there was a big old f u and now it's we love you? Classic abuser speak.
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm guessing it wasn't a downpour where you were?
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Starting our r3ligious w4rs now are we? Cult1sts be culting on all angles. 🤦🏼‍♀️
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Also, I answered the door wearing this Scary Teddy mask to give them all a little fright and giggle. We all had some fun
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Who's gonna tell them who really wrote the Old Testament?
October 31, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Colostomy bag? Urine bag for a catheter? So many options.
October 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I can't tell you how many times I have had them remove my profile over the decades. I never signed up, and they keep populating my profile. Knock it the F off!
October 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I bet his in-laws just love this.😒
October 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
We need to kick Johnson out for dereliction of duty.
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Well, if that's his line, then the spec ops and Delta folks must be cheering, because a bunch of those dudes have beards to blend in.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It's the Mushroom Railroad.
October 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM