BeBe Deluxe
@bebedeluxe.bsky.social
the most famous woman you haven’t heard of yet
i know it’s gauche to post screenshots of grindr but this man was catfishing with photos of phillip seymour hoffman and when i asked why he said “idk” and i feel like that’s a perfectly reasonable exchange to share online
June 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
i know it’s gauche to post screenshots of grindr but this man was catfishing with photos of phillip seymour hoffman and when i asked why he said “idk” and i feel like that’s a perfectly reasonable exchange to share online
joey fatone is doing red lobster ads because he knows i like it. yall are welcome to look, but he is literally doing it for me and me only, so just know that’s what this is
May 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
joey fatone is doing red lobster ads because he knows i like it. yall are welcome to look, but he is literally doing it for me and me only, so just know that’s what this is
imagine you get mugged and beat up at a gas station at like 3am, this guy rolls up for snicker bar and you’re like “help!” and he’s like “no can do toots, i’m not a cop i just wear this cause it gives me a boner” and you’re bleeding out but you don’t wanna kink shame so you leave him be
May 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
imagine you get mugged and beat up at a gas station at like 3am, this guy rolls up for snicker bar and you’re like “help!” and he’s like “no can do toots, i’m not a cop i just wear this cause it gives me a boner” and you’re bleeding out but you don’t wanna kink shame so you leave him be
me seconds before getting fired from selling kitchen knife sets door to door:
i'm here to talk about uncut cock....
May 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
me seconds before getting fired from selling kitchen knife sets door to door:
me when someone else put up a tarp in the bathroom at dillards outlet and called it a glory hole:
trying to have a new outlook on life instead of getting mad when my programming is blatantly plagiarized by people locally. just need to always remember that queer people's work and talent will always be exploited and commodified by those with no original thoughts.
May 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
me when someone else put up a tarp in the bathroom at dillards outlet and called it a glory hole:
things i said that got me fired from from the men’s prayer retreat :
if any of u boys have good hole pics you’re sitting on it can be “faggot cunt Friday” too
May 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
things i said that got me fired from from the men’s prayer retreat :
it’s funny because geese are known for being dumb and angry for no reason
May 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
it’s funny because geese are known for being dumb and angry for no reason
a strong tan bisexual man with a mustache who tells me loves me, is vers, and will beat up a guy for me if i ask nice
What more can you want than cycling (downhill) through a field of poppies?
May 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
a strong tan bisexual man with a mustache who tells me loves me, is vers, and will beat up a guy for me if i ask nice
me and the graveyard shift gas station clerk. she doesn’t get mad when i boost the $10 bag of freeze dried sour skittles.
There’s something profoundly beautiful about a long-lasting friendship, seeing each other change, weathering life’s ups and downs, and still choosing love and acceptance through it all. That kind of friendship is rare and I’ll never take it for granted.
May 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
me and the graveyard shift gas station clerk. she doesn’t get mad when i boost the $10 bag of freeze dried sour skittles.
scabies
what do you get someone you’ve sat across from on the train every morning for a decade for your anniversary?
May 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
scabies
thumbing thru the feed bluesky thinks i want
May 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
thumbing thru the feed bluesky thinks i want
me calling the comcast rep a cunt for no reason
May 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me calling the comcast rep a cunt for no reason
me on ig : im cute and irreverent, buy this thing im selling
me on fb : buy this thing I already tried selling on instagram
me on tt : is anybody in here? who wants to buy the thing im selling everywhere else
me on bs : yay i’m mentally ill and nobody is telling me to stop!
me on fb : buy this thing I already tried selling on instagram
me on tt : is anybody in here? who wants to buy the thing im selling everywhere else
me on bs : yay i’m mentally ill and nobody is telling me to stop!
May 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
me on ig : im cute and irreverent, buy this thing im selling
me on fb : buy this thing I already tried selling on instagram
me on tt : is anybody in here? who wants to buy the thing im selling everywhere else
me on bs : yay i’m mentally ill and nobody is telling me to stop!
me on fb : buy this thing I already tried selling on instagram
me on tt : is anybody in here? who wants to buy the thing im selling everywhere else
me on bs : yay i’m mentally ill and nobody is telling me to stop!
I keep having dreams about a building that looks kinda like this in the middle of nowhere but it doesn’t have a steeple or cross or anything. Flat roof, two stories and a thicket of woods out back. Some shit is going on in there but idk what yet
May 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I keep having dreams about a building that looks kinda like this in the middle of nowhere but it doesn’t have a steeple or cross or anything. Flat roof, two stories and a thicket of woods out back. Some shit is going on in there but idk what yet
im never fucking deleting facebook
May 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
im never fucking deleting facebook
this diva we call fairy god mother keeps giving me mushrooms after midnight when im like an hour left in my set and now it’s 4:20am and im GEEKED
May 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
this diva we call fairy god mother keeps giving me mushrooms after midnight when im like an hour left in my set and now it’s 4:20am and im GEEKED
dear horny gay guys: please embrace me as your indie pop girl icon. y’all have an incredible range of influence and i’m willing to give yall privacy when you pull your wieners out on the dance floor with each other ✨
May 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
dear horny gay guys: please embrace me as your indie pop girl icon. y’all have an incredible range of influence and i’m willing to give yall privacy when you pull your wieners out on the dance floor with each other ✨
also gag, i’m not supposed to post this because it doesn’t come out until five weeks from now, but i love how this turned out. i got majorly irritated by lying on straight up dandelions but it was worth it
May 22, 2025 at 4:37 AM
also gag, i’m not supposed to post this because it doesn’t come out until five weeks from now, but i love how this turned out. i got majorly irritated by lying on straight up dandelions but it was worth it
hi, my name is bebe, me & my friend jasno made a really solid garage rock record but nobody really gives a fuck until everybody gives a fuck, so if ur reading this ur about to watch me be so very devious & morally gray on the main, but i swear it’ll be cunt like you’ll gag I promise
May 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
hi, my name is bebe, me & my friend jasno made a really solid garage rock record but nobody really gives a fuck until everybody gives a fuck, so if ur reading this ur about to watch me be so very devious & morally gray on the main, but i swear it’ll be cunt like you’ll gag I promise
ok work the whole music industry is fucked, ice cold take, but what if i started spreading fake rumors about myself on the indie level? like what if all the less than 10k girls got together and started really bending ethics of self promotion. fake relationships, self produced hater accounts, etc.
May 22, 2025 at 4:30 AM
ok work the whole music industry is fucked, ice cold take, but what if i started spreading fake rumors about myself on the indie level? like what if all the less than 10k girls got together and started really bending ethics of self promotion. fake relationships, self produced hater accounts, etc.
oh hi a place nobody is checking so i can be as weird and cringe as i want , brilliant
May 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
oh hi a place nobody is checking so i can be as weird and cringe as i want , brilliant
damn that’s a really long lace
March 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
damn that’s a really long lace
i will never win the war with cross platform aspect ratio changes
mother, i’ve been playing around with variations in graphic design, again.
March 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i will never win the war with cross platform aspect ratio changes
mother, i’ve been playing around with variations in graphic design, again.
March 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
mother, i’ve been playing around with variations in graphic design, again.
i had a big ass strawbaby that was the exact same color as my purse recently
(also who uses this actively? i’m trying to connect more)
(also who uses this actively? i’m trying to connect more)
February 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
i had a big ass strawbaby that was the exact same color as my purse recently
(also who uses this actively? i’m trying to connect more)
(also who uses this actively? i’m trying to connect more)