Beatnikbreakfast
@beatnikbreakfast.bsky.social
Appalachian lefty. I complain about federal and state politics. Sometimes I stream find me at twitch.tv/beatnikbreakfast and https://youtube.com/@beatnikbreakfast3537?si=ZqO_lk9axAN92nYV
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
This is a perfect take no notes
everyone agreed that IX is perfect so
YOUR DISCORD WRAPPED- You sent 11,307 messages debating which Final Fantasy games are good or bad, and you did not change anyone's mind. Wow! 👍
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This is a perfect take no notes
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
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if charles manson was doing that stuff today he'd get an invite to the white house
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
if charles manson was doing that stuff today he'd get an invite to the white house
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Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Disappointed to see this. 160 union workers are fighting for a fair contract at Individualized Shirts, a US factory that makes high-end men's button-ups. The managers there have rejected the union's request for fair wages and health insurance. The union is asking for support 🧵
What about west virginia? where's our FEMA relief at you vapid cunt?
The dumbest people on earth
Noem: You made it through the hurricane season without a hurricane—you kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
What about west virginia? where's our FEMA relief at you vapid cunt?
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The best comfort show is Smallville
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The best comfort show is Smallville
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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ok but when is Hategiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ok but when is Hategiving
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Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
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we need an internet hague to hold everyone who made google unusable responsible
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
we need an internet hague to hold everyone who made google unusable responsible
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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My "Not involved in financial fraud" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
November 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
My "Not involved in financial fraud" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
I will not be playing standard till they ban every red card. Get all of them out of here!
November 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I will not be playing standard till they ban every red card. Get all of them out of here!
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Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Although many people are saying it, I do not believe our current president sucked off former president Bill Clinton on camera. I have not seen sufficient evidence that our current president gave the former president a blowie in a way that was memorialized in a photo. That's not something I believe.
I feel like someone needs to do a welfare check on Megan's kids. Cause it sounds like she would be cool with grown men raping them
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I feel like someone needs to do a welfare check on Megan's kids. Cause it sounds like she would be cool with grown men raping them
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
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Some are mad because people are on SNAP and not working.
I’m mad because people are on SNAP even though they are working.
I’m mad because people are on SNAP even though they are working.
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Some are mad because people are on SNAP and not working.
I’m mad because people are on SNAP even though they are working.
I’m mad because people are on SNAP even though they are working.
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mister sand man
man me a sand
make him the cutest
man car door hook hand
man me a sand
make him the cutest
man car door hook hand
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
mister sand man
man me a sand
make him the cutest
man car door hook hand
man me a sand
make him the cutest
man car door hook hand
This may be the worst thing I've ever seen
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This may be the worst thing I've ever seen
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It’s not radical to believe that people shouldn’t have to sell plasma to make ends meet.
October 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s not radical to believe that people shouldn’t have to sell plasma to make ends meet.
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If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
October 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
If I were ever elected president, the first thing I’d do is take a sledgehammer to that ballroom.
This a thousand times this as someone who purely plays cedh. Color identity is one of the main reasons the format is so neat
i really, really don't want commander to lean even further into becoming undefined soup. color identity is one of the load bearing pillars of the format.
I understand the wish for greater building options, but I would be fundamentally bothered if your mono-green Elf deck had a white card in it.
The intent of design =/= result of the result of design, and the result is more important.
Color identity should remain an unyielding tenet of the format.
The intent of design =/= result of the result of design, and the result is more important.
Color identity should remain an unyielding tenet of the format.
October 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This a thousand times this as someone who purely plays cedh. Color identity is one of the main reasons the format is so neat
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Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!
Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Find a No Kings protest Saturday and go!
Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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Don't worry that you've never been to a protest before. Don't worry about being dressed wrong or looking out of place. Don't worry that you don't agree about everything -- or even about much -- with lots of people at the protest.
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for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
October 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
for those asking why people are suddenly leaving twitter and moving over here, here's the tl;dr
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars