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BANJO & KAZOOIE
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cheer for the bear and bird!"
[ #SSBRP X #MVRP ]
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#67
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ᴍʏ ꜰɪɴᴇꜱᴛ ʜᴏᴜʀ
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ᴛᴀɢ #RareGeekDude
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May 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Banjo is playing... well, the banjo!

Kazooie is in Banjo's backpack, grooving to the song Banjo's playing.
March 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
//the funny thing is that this wouldn't even be the first time i mused these two
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Looks left. Looks right.

Kazooie eats the nuts-

"Woah! Well whaddya know, ya managed to shut her up for a bit!"

In response, Kazooie spits one of the nuts right at banjo's head."

"Ouch!"
March 2, 2025 at 8:33 AM
"AND NOW GRUNTY'S HERE! GREEEEEEEEEEAT."

"You gotta be hyuckin' me right now."
March 2, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Banjo & Kazooie stop approaching. They look at each other, then look back at LOG.

"...Y'know what? That doesn't sound too bad actually."
March 2, 2025 at 8:17 AM
//ik that id on't either lol

im just bein silly
spb

I don’t got a sleep schedule
//I KNWO YOU GOT THOSE MR SCHMIDT!!!
March 2, 2025 at 8:12 AM
//mike.

take yo motherhyuckin' sleep pills and GO TO SLEEP THEN!!!

WHY YOU POSTIN' AT 1 AM???
spb

It’s clearly 1:07 AM
//ACKSTUALLY ITS 12:07 AM so yeah
March 2, 2025 at 8:08 AM
//ACKSTUALLY ITS 12:07 AM so yeah
Ranu

Yep. It’s 3 AM~
// erm ackshually shut up eastern time clears //
March 2, 2025 at 8:07 AM
//both of you go the hyuck to sleep

yes it is also past midnight for me but i do not care
// erm ackshually shut up eastern time clears //
March 2, 2025 at 8:06 AM
//disclaimer: i actually like fortnite but the bit was too funny to resist
March 2, 2025 at 8:02 AM
"HEY!! FOR YOUR INFORMATION, IT'S HARD TO PLAY THE OLD GAMES WHEN EMULATION IS SLOWLY BECOMING A DYING FORM OF TODAY'S GENERATION ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO PLAY AN OLD CONSOLE'S GAMES!!!"

"...WAIT, WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT A BATTLE ROYALE?"

Banjo & Kazooie stare LOG down like this.

"...Kazooie?

I think+
March 2, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"HEY!! I CAN'T HELP IT, YA MONITA NINTENDO LAND LOOKING DUMMY!!!

I'M A BIRD, I SQUAWK WHEN I TALK!!"

"Yeah, what SHE said!

...Hey, wait a minute!! You ain't here to shove us into another racing game that everybody's gonna hate, are ya??"
March 2, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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"A puppet that can no longer be used is mere garbage. This puppet's role has just ended."

-Majora, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

#LoZRP #MVRP
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November 22, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Kazooie spots LOG, facepalms and sighs.

"ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??"

"Kazooie, what it i-"
March 2, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙄𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙘 𝘿𝙪𝙤 𝙤𝙛 𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙞𝙧𝙙.ᐟ
♫ ♫ ♫ ♫
March 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ[ 𝙎𝙊𝙉𝙄𝘾 𝙏. 𝙃𝙀𝘿𝙂𝙀𝙃𝙊𝙂 ]
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ " ᴀᴡʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ ᴛʜɪꜱ ɪꜱ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴɪɴɢ . !"
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ #mvrp - #SonicRP
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ♡︎/⟳
February 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM