Jeanne Goshe (jee-nee go-shee)
@beangoshe.bsky.social
Former & future podcaster. Contributor @reductress. I like tiny things and democracy.
This is the face of a cat who knows that it’s actually 5:02 pm.
November 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
This is the face of a cat who knows that it’s actually 5:02 pm.
POV: You drive by me in a cybertruck
October 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
POV: You drive by me in a cybertruck
Wow, I mean, I agree with Steven—that “did” is superfluous but the “your mom” retort kind of loses some zing when you’re the second person in the group chat to say it.
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
October 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Wow, I mean, I agree with Steven—that “did” is superfluous but the “your mom” retort kind of loses some zing when you’re the second person in the group chat to say it.
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
Anyways other than that, no notes. A perfect response. You’re doing great, guys!
My bf (every night): What do you want to do tonight?
Me:
Me:
September 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My bf (every night): What do you want to do tonight?
Me:
Me:
Update: 5 days after posting this, I stabbed myself through the hand pitting an avocado, so I’m not allowed to have any new hobbies involving sharp instruments.
June 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Update: 5 days after posting this, I stabbed myself through the hand pitting an avocado, so I’m not allowed to have any new hobbies involving sharp instruments.
Learning needle felting aka crafty self harm
June 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Learning needle felting aka crafty self harm
If I don’t open this email from Elizabeth Warren I can pretend she’s using ‘sickening’ in the ‘amazing runway look for a Ball Challenge’ way instead of the ‘kicking people off Medicaid to make Elon Musk a teensy bit richer’ way.
May 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If I don’t open this email from Elizabeth Warren I can pretend she’s using ‘sickening’ in the ‘amazing runway look for a Ball Challenge’ way instead of the ‘kicking people off Medicaid to make Elon Musk a teensy bit richer’ way.
The three genders.
May 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The three genders.
Now I kind of regret not actually making this sign that I joked about bringing.
April 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Now I kind of regret not actually making this sign that I joked about bringing.
They forgot one!
February 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
They forgot one!
Just putting this out there…if a Netflix developer got fired for putting Baby Reindeer in this category I would contribute to their gofundme.
December 25, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Just putting this out there…if a Netflix developer got fired for putting Baby Reindeer in this category I would contribute to their gofundme.
I’m not usually a jealous person but ok, good for the hens. Must be nice!
November 16, 2024 at 5:52 PM
I’m not usually a jealous person but ok, good for the hens. Must be nice!
I taught my cats to dissociate.
November 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
I taught my cats to dissociate.
This is the look I get when I eat cheese without offering her any.
October 30, 2023 at 10:55 PM
This is the look I get when I eat cheese without offering her any.
Not sure if Joe Biden is looking for a last minute Halloween costume but I bet he could throw a top-notch Uncle Baby Billy together real quick.
October 25, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Not sure if Joe Biden is looking for a last minute Halloween costume but I bet he could throw a top-notch Uncle Baby Billy together real quick.
The cruelty is the point.
October 1, 2023 at 12:18 AM
The cruelty is the point.
my daughter Louise I adopted last October (also an orange floof variety)
September 27, 2023 at 5:22 PM
my daughter Louise I adopted last October (also an orange floof variety)
Woody Allen is maybe not the person you want coming to your defense if you may have done a bad sex thing!
September 6, 2023 at 4:08 AM
Woody Allen is maybe not the person you want coming to your defense if you may have done a bad sex thing!
I was actually ok not knowing this!
September 5, 2023 at 11:16 PM
I was actually ok not knowing this!
My dumb little cat will pull everything out of any drawer that is even slightly ajar. Today it was my underwear. Impressive really.
August 30, 2023 at 4:24 PM
My dumb little cat will pull everything out of any drawer that is even slightly ajar. Today it was my underwear. Impressive really.
(Voiced by Ron DeSantis)
August 24, 2023 at 2:55 AM
(Voiced by Ron DeSantis)