they're literally lesbians, Harold

"it's important [for us, that you] assume..."

some of us

there are sooooooo many fake jobs out there that only serve to ruin things for money, but they tell us if we don't have any job that we are "not contributing to society"

and the "meaningful" jobs are getting more and more inaccessible for actual humans -_-

after credits scene. the year is 1990. the place is New York City. Jacob Elordi is cloaked and hiding in an alleyway, and as the drone shot rises over the city, as the screen fades to black once more, you hear a familliar voice gurgling the words

"Jersey boy wants a two-some!"

keep putting their hands in cups of water when they sleep

too bad it's not going to stop a stray wet willie

guys wearing the noogie-proof vest

plain white tshirt and cargo shorts guy "i'm the best dressed you rubes you morons"