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i host a Murder, She Wrote podcast

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started and ended my day with leftover pie yesterday and i have zero complaints. the pie in question in its glory days (thursday):
a salted caramel apple pie sitting on 4 round woven mats on a countertop. the top of the pie is perfectly browned 😌 and sprinkled with smokey maldon salt and demerara sugar. the top is a lattice design with a mixture of widths and braided lattice. there are leaf, pumpkin and acorn cut outs around the edges of the crust.
November 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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me every morning this week 🙃
lyric from ‘the tortured poet’s department’: “but you awaken with dread”
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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* gianmarco soresi stretching in preparation for his r kelly bit to make the internet rounds *
gianmarco soresi sitting backwards in a chair. he has one leg extended straight up over the back and the other leg is wrapped around the back of the chair and he is grabbing his foot with his hand. he has a beard and glasses and is wearing a light blue long sleeve top, sleeves pushed up, black jeans and white nike hightops.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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ashley allison making an incredible oop face in response to buddy carter’s claim republicans will do well in the midterms
November 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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richard and larry from weekend at bernie’s won their local dog costume contest
me dressed as bernie lomax with fake arms attached to the top of my head and around my waist. on either side is a black and white whippet dressed as richard in a light blue oxford and a red and white foxy dog dressed like larry in a hawaiin shirt with aviators around her neck. winnie, a foxy face long legged reddish and white dog wearing a blue hawaiin shirt with aviators on her head. she is dressed as larry from weekend at bernie’s for halloween two dogs on leash looking up from the pavement. mabel, a black and white whippet is dressed as richard from weekend at bernie’s in a light blue button down. winnie is a reddish and white foxy dog with big pointy ears dressed as larry in a blue hawaiin shirt with sunglasses around her neck.
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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happy halloween from the life of the party #weekendatbernies #halloween
me dressed as bernie from weekend at bernies with a fake arm around my waist and another attached to the wig on top of my head. i’m outside on the footpath with 2 dogs - a black and white whippet dressed as richard and a reddish and white long legged foxy dog dressed like larry. we won first place at the pet store costume contest. my weekend at bernie’s costume from the back- you can see a fake arm wearing a hawaiin shirt and yellow long sleeved shirt (like larry’s) around my waist. there is a fake arm wearing a blue button down (like richards) coming out of the back of my jacket and the hand is on top of my head. close up of my face. i have drawn on a moustache with eyeliner pencil and i am wearing round framed sunglasses. on my head is a black and grey salt and pepper wig with a plastic hand attached on top. i am tilting my head at a downward angle trying to look dead like bernie lomax close up of a foxy face dog and she has tiny aviators on her forehead. she is dressed like larry from weekend at bernie’s
November 1, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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silly, leggy, black and white dogs named mabel unite!
black and white whippet passed out on the couch using a banana stuffy as a pillow. all of her legs are stuck out straight like a goofball. above her on the couch back cushion is a smaller reddish and white foxy looking dog with big pointy ears and resting “concerned” eyebrows. black and white whippet on a leather couch, head up with her legs straight out in front, paws crossed, looking very regal for someone who eats cat poop on a regular basis. black and white whippet on a brown leather couch, on her back with belly exposed. she is looking up at someone who’s leg and arms are in frame. her eyes are wide and she is giving “pet me” face but it looks a lot like “help me i am so poor and downtrodden and simply desperate for attention, of which i am daily starved” face (this is the opposite of true but that is irrelevant to her).
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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oakland no kings
October 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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#nokings oakland, ca
gold coloured metal costume crown with the word NO in red pipe cleaners attached on top. it is sitting on a table covered in paint supplies protestors walking by the lake protestor draped in the CA flag holding a sign with sesame street characters that says « defund fascism brought to you by the letters f & u » an older woman protester behind the heads of some other people. she is wearing a hat with a feather and holding a sign that says “i am aunt tifa”
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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my cat used to do that. she liked to fall asleep that way 🥹
calico kitty face peeking out of a photo lighting tent (there is a bottle of wine behind the cat in the background) cutest grey, white and orange calico kitty with her her bleppy little tongue out. she has white paws. she is relaxed on someone’s lap on the couch. there is a paned window behind her.
October 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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definitely was a corporate music store
scene from the movie empire records with gina wearing the orange music town apron, lucas, aj and corey standing behind her, and text overlayed saying “welcome to music town. may i service you?”
September 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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kirsten’s american girl doll lunch which is the most appetising thing anyone has ever seen.
September 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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stephen colbert sitting at his late show desk
August 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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once i thought of it i had to see it
darth standing in the driveway of a suburban home holding and surrounded by an array of potatoes of different sizes and varieties
August 29, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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the “sandwich” from the frye festival
August 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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and sometimes it is not ☀️😔
long black whippet trying to fit in a small square of sunlight
June 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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long red and white doggy with her back legs in a sploot and her font legs jutting out straight at an angle
June 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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our drive from southern ca to northern ca today meant we couldn’t attend any rallies so we are taking the message on the road #nokings #abolishice
black toyota rav 4 with “no kings” and “abolish ice” signs in the window
June 14, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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someone pulled the netting off the blueberry tree. mabel says she didn’t see anything, had nothing to do
with it.
a black whippet with a white nose and a blueberry tree net around her neck is standing in front of the tree not making eye contact a black whippet with a white nose and a blueberry tree net around her neck is looking up like “me?!” a black whippet with a blueberry tree neck around her neck is looking down at the ground pretending things are normal.
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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jack says ⭕️ 🫣

#caturday
cute, scruffy long-haired tuxedo cat in a circle in a fluffy cat bed on a green booth bench. he has one foot sticking out and 2 paws covering his face.
March 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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(love your username)
me dressed as catherine ohara in best in show
March 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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jack wasn’t happy to spend #caturday at the vet but at the last vet visit they said he “looked really bad” and had us contemplating his quality of life and at this visit they feel confident in saying they think he’ll recover so not such a bad #caturday after all!
sweet, scruffy long haired tuxedo cat snuggling on the shoulder of a women in a white sweatshirt. sweet scruffy long haired tuxedo cat snuggling onto the shoulder of a woman in a white sweatshirt with a yellow ‘catsicle’ on it
March 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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big shame. huge.
ed dept submission form with fake school district that says: “they are making everybody learn the recipes that the rat made in ratatouille. everybody hates it. and if you refuse they make you use a litter box. and they make you wear a chef's hat while you do it but it is rat sized so it is really small and hard to balance on a human head.” below this there is an attached file which is the cartoon rat from ratatouille.
March 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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i also have a mabel
black whippet named mabel with a white stripe up her snout, curled up on pillows cuddling a sleeping child in bed
February 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM