@bburzz.bsky.social
I’m here to follow people who are smarter and funnier than I am. 🌎🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
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Kristi Noem has that rare ability to shoot her dog in the face and it *still* not be the worst thing she ever did in her sorry, lying life.
June 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Kristi Noem has that rare ability to shoot her dog in the face and it *still* not be the worst thing she ever did in her sorry, lying life.
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Thoughts and prayers to America's Gestapo, cowering in fear in the face of such violent [checks notes] . . . ur, dancing in the streets.
The are line dancing in the middle of the protest while shouting Fuck ICE
June 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Thoughts and prayers to America's Gestapo, cowering in fear in the face of such violent [checks notes] . . . ur, dancing in the streets.
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This administration thinks it can cancel Pride…
Oh honeybuns.
We never needed your permission in the first place.
Pride started as a riot.
If you keep encroaching on our rights, we’ll just go back to our roots.
Hint: it involves bricks.
Oh honeybuns.
We never needed your permission in the first place.
Pride started as a riot.
If you keep encroaching on our rights, we’ll just go back to our roots.
Hint: it involves bricks.
June 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This administration thinks it can cancel Pride…
Oh honeybuns.
We never needed your permission in the first place.
Pride started as a riot.
If you keep encroaching on our rights, we’ll just go back to our roots.
Hint: it involves bricks.
Oh honeybuns.
We never needed your permission in the first place.
Pride started as a riot.
If you keep encroaching on our rights, we’ll just go back to our roots.
Hint: it involves bricks.
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Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
May 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Please enjoy these shelter pups reacting to getting a kiss. Some are bashful, some have butterflies, and all deserve approximately 10 million more. 14/10 for all
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Let’s remember that the felonious Trump was given due process, repeatedly, even if many Americans would have preferred he be taken away to a foreign gulag under the shadow of darkness.
April 20, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Let’s remember that the felonious Trump was given due process, repeatedly, even if many Americans would have preferred he be taken away to a foreign gulag under the shadow of darkness.
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MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
April 7, 2025 at 2:57 PM
MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.
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A lot of people compare RFKjr's face to a catcher's mitt, but I'd have to see it catch a baseball to be convinced.
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A lot of people compare RFKjr's face to a catcher's mitt, but I'd have to see it catch a baseball to be convinced.
Absolutely a great thread provided by some extremely clever people
TOP 5 WORST PREQUELS:
5. Can’t Connect This French Stuff
4. Conceived on the 4th of October
3. Still a Lot of Mohicans
2. Calm Down, Kane--It's Just a Work Visa
1. There’s Wind, But Everything is Still Here
5. Can’t Connect This French Stuff
4. Conceived on the 4th of October
3. Still a Lot of Mohicans
2. Calm Down, Kane--It's Just a Work Visa
1. There’s Wind, But Everything is Still Here
March 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Absolutely a great thread provided by some extremely clever people
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March 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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cop: say the alphabet backwards
me: the alphabet backwards
cop: you’re under arrest
me: no but you said—
cop: I didn’t say simon says
me: oh shit
me: the alphabet backwards
cop: you’re under arrest
me: no but you said—
cop: I didn’t say simon says
me: oh shit
March 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
cop: say the alphabet backwards
me: the alphabet backwards
cop: you’re under arrest
me: no but you said—
cop: I didn’t say simon says
me: oh shit
me: the alphabet backwards
cop: you’re under arrest
me: no but you said—
cop: I didn’t say simon says
me: oh shit
My not on-line husband laughed at this. Truer words and all that
Not since Prohibition have so many Americans wanted to commit the same crime at once
February 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
My not on-line husband laughed at this. Truer words and all that
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me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
February 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: does it smell like updog in here?
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*
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America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.
February 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.
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ATTENTION: here's a thorough, comprehensive thread about what YOU can do in your own way to help stop the juggernaut of idiocy from reaching full fruition; read it, share it, take action I HAVE SPOKEN
February 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ATTENTION: here's a thorough, comprehensive thread about what YOU can do in your own way to help stop the juggernaut of idiocy from reaching full fruition; read it, share it, take action I HAVE SPOKEN
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Mitch McConnell is really feeling that gravitational pull from Hell.
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Mitch McConnell is really feeling that gravitational pull from Hell.
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ROSE: i love you
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
January 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
ROSE: i love you
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
JACK: i adore you
ROSE: a door lol
JACK: *going under* lol
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this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer
January 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
this choice of photos by the Carter Center is shadier than a Georgia peach tree in summer
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RIP JK Rowling. Too bad you defiled your legacy & accomplishments with despicable grandstanding against people whose lifestyles weren't hurting anyone—wait, I'm being told it was Anita Bryant who died. Oops
January 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
RIP JK Rowling. Too bad you defiled your legacy & accomplishments with despicable grandstanding against people whose lifestyles weren't hurting anyone—wait, I'm being told it was Anita Bryant who died. Oops
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"In this world today, it's a blessing to make ART with RADICAL OPTIMISM"
#Jon Chu in his acceptance speech for #Wicked at the #GoldenGlobes! 💙
#Jon Chu in his acceptance speech for #Wicked at the #GoldenGlobes! 💙
January 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"In this world today, it's a blessing to make ART with RADICAL OPTIMISM"
#Jon Chu in his acceptance speech for #Wicked at the #GoldenGlobes! 💙
#Jon Chu in his acceptance speech for #Wicked at the #GoldenGlobes! 💙