Everybody look at me and think about how great I am.

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It was just as cold for Obama's inauguration in 2009, fyi.

Ok but why is everything going right so far in 2025

The Eras documentary is just going to be a collection of grainy tiktok live streams.

Healthcare Snark

Nah bruh he didn’t do it

I feel bad that Sirianni is gonna get fired this weekend after Bryce and the boys light the birds up

Thank you for 6 followers!!!

Who remembers running away from the ref on FIFA? 😂

All of this.

As if 2024 couldn’t get any worse I lost my brand new camera in the move 💀

Having watched a couple of these high-profile Jake Paul fights before I’m guessing this one will be another slow-motion sparring session where no one really lands much of note and it ends with a shrug. At the end everyone will talk about respecting each other and they will all make a bunch of money.

Houston, we have a problem.

It’s mostly white people who talk about echo chambers. Maybe you need the internet to meet people with different ideas but the rest of us do not. We know what the “other side” thinks because we deal with it every day! Everywhere! We’re fine. Carry on. Happy Saturday!

Not everyone can agree on stuff like politics and religion, but everyone can agree that they all want to see Jake Paul get knocked out tonight

Guys I'm not calling them skeets. Get fucked 😂 if Twitter has given up on the word tweet then it's ours now

what’s up fellow butt flies 🦋