Brandi Bennett
@bbennettesq.bsky.social
Privacy and Tech Attorney | I write the things no one reads. Click "Yes" to accept.
Here's some data in two pictures. Inflation has been tamed! /S
Feel free to judge my coffee habit.
Feel free to judge my coffee habit.
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Here's some data in two pictures. Inflation has been tamed! /S
Feel free to judge my coffee habit.
Feel free to judge my coffee habit.
VICTIM deserved better.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
VICTIM deserved better.
This cropped up on my LinkedIn and I just have to ask how the GC and CPO of NYTimes feel about working in a place that platforms misogyny on a global level.
I can't tell you how fucking LeanIn fake the feminism feels when the below is promoted.
I'm not even gonna start on the other bigotries.
I can't tell you how fucking LeanIn fake the feminism feels when the below is promoted.
I'm not even gonna start on the other bigotries.
November 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This cropped up on my LinkedIn and I just have to ask how the GC and CPO of NYTimes feel about working in a place that platforms misogyny on a global level.
I can't tell you how fucking LeanIn fake the feminism feels when the below is promoted.
I'm not even gonna start on the other bigotries.
I can't tell you how fucking LeanIn fake the feminism feels when the below is promoted.
I'm not even gonna start on the other bigotries.
Trump Take Thanksgiving
November 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump Take Thanksgiving
This app is available to EVERYONE, not just police.
It's also a blatant violation of the @developers.google.com play store guidelines. It should be taken down immediately.
It's also a blatant violation of the @developers.google.com play store guidelines. It should be taken down immediately.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
This app is available to EVERYONE, not just police.
It's also a blatant violation of the @developers.google.com play store guidelines. It should be taken down immediately.
It's also a blatant violation of the @developers.google.com play store guidelines. It should be taken down immediately.
This you bro?
Do she and the kids live in Canada?
Do she and the kids live in Canada?
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This you bro?
Do she and the kids live in Canada?
Do she and the kids live in Canada?
@ticketmaster.com free legal advice: when you give someone an opt out to connect accounts between 2 separate companies & controllers, your opt out actually needs to work or you have multiple legal violations.
Wyndham, haven't stayed at your resorts in 4 years. Data retention policies are a thing.
Wyndham, haven't stayed at your resorts in 4 years. Data retention policies are a thing.
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
@ticketmaster.com free legal advice: when you give someone an opt out to connect accounts between 2 separate companies & controllers, your opt out actually needs to work or you have multiple legal violations.
Wyndham, haven't stayed at your resorts in 4 years. Data retention policies are a thing.
Wyndham, haven't stayed at your resorts in 4 years. Data retention policies are a thing.
Can't wait for couples to show up to Halloween parties with this paired with:
October 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can't wait for couples to show up to Halloween parties with this paired with:
Small grumpy potato. 🥳
October 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Small grumpy potato. 🥳
How do you go from prosecuting child sex crimes to defending the biggest sex trafficker in modern history?
September 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How do you go from prosecuting child sex crimes to defending the biggest sex trafficker in modern history?
September 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
No privacy policy in their bullshit little website.
But hey, they offer security and incident awareness training.
FOIA these idiots.
But hey, they offer security and incident awareness training.
FOIA these idiots.
September 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
No privacy policy in their bullshit little website.
But hey, they offer security and incident awareness training.
FOIA these idiots.
But hey, they offer security and incident awareness training.
FOIA these idiots.
$28 bucks on Amazon for vest. $14 for some Police patches. About the same for ICE camo cosplay.
Pretty low entry cost for a crime. One step above the Kia Boyz.
Pretty low entry cost for a crime. One step above the Kia Boyz.
August 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
$28 bucks on Amazon for vest. $14 for some Police patches. About the same for ICE camo cosplay.
Pretty low entry cost for a crime. One step above the Kia Boyz.
Pretty low entry cost for a crime. One step above the Kia Boyz.
Seems timely considering @rebeccaroanhorse.bsky.social just won a Hugo! Thanks @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social for the stupidly pretty book.
August 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Seems timely considering @rebeccaroanhorse.bsky.social just won a Hugo! Thanks @thebrokenbinding.bsky.social for the stupidly pretty book.
Timeline cleanse. This is my old girl, Sophie, my mom's old farm dog I inherited after she passed.
August 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Timeline cleanse. This is my old girl, Sophie, my mom's old farm dog I inherited after she passed.
I'm reading This is How You Lose the Time War and it's such slow going because I keep stopping to reread whole paragraphs again and again they're so well written.
August 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm reading This is How You Lose the Time War and it's such slow going because I keep stopping to reread whole paragraphs again and again they're so well written.
Good job, @microsoft.com . Exactly what you should do to a resume. Privacy is contextual, y'all.
Sat down to update my resume and got this popup notice for the first time. They gonna redact the whole thing?
Sat down to update my resume and got this popup notice for the first time. They gonna redact the whole thing?
July 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Good job, @microsoft.com . Exactly what you should do to a resume. Privacy is contextual, y'all.
Sat down to update my resume and got this popup notice for the first time. They gonna redact the whole thing?
Sat down to update my resume and got this popup notice for the first time. They gonna redact the whole thing?
How long after they give birth do they have before being forced back into the barn to milk the cows? After all, our Pro-life country is the only OECD country without paid maternity leave.
July 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
How long after they give birth do they have before being forced back into the barn to milk the cows? After all, our Pro-life country is the only OECD country without paid maternity leave.
Come get your traitor, @gwlaw.bsky.social .
June 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Come get your traitor, @gwlaw.bsky.social .
Apropos of nothing:
June 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Apropos of nothing:
Summer is here and I'm ready even in Minnesota.
June 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Summer is here and I'm ready even in Minnesota.