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What's up, it's your girl, Brianna.
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Jesus, this is the kind of on-the-nose symbolism in stuff like A Wrinkle in Time where they travel to the planet that was consumed by the Black Thing and every house on the street was identical and the children played by bouncing their balls in unison
Pantone’s 2026 color of the year is technically not a color at all — meet Cloud Dancer, the first-ever white shade to receive the designation from the world’s color authority.
Pantone makes a surprising choice for its 2026 color of the year
We did not see that coming.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The movie takes place in California but the actual event happened across the street from the McDonald's I often went to in Reston, Virginia.
December 4, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Karin's use of the phrase "jumped the shark" in an article strongly implies that The Fonz canonically exists in the Fear & Hunger universe.
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Asked for "Swan Boy but make it 90s bootleg Bart" & this is what I got. Can't recommend enough, 5 popcorn bags
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Goddamn you on this day, Ryan North.
the case was called "Murder... a la Mode" and I DO NOT APOLOGIZE

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November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Had a nightmare that was basically just Michigan J. Frog, except instead of a frog it was a toddler, and instead of dancing it kept turning into a literal demon who killed the guy over and over every time nobody else was looking.

D- dream, would not recommend
a frog wearing a top hat is being held up by a person
Alt: a frog wearing a top hat is being held up by a person
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Same as it ever was
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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legitimately means so much to me that in an era where so many politicians are trying to present trans people as a losing issue no longer worth supporting, a candidate who has been vocally pro-trans his entire campaign wins
estibass.com esti @estibass.com · Jun 25
Zohran at the rally for trans youth on february 8 ❣️ he was polling single digits.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Stuff like this is why I genuinely believe that Dwarf Fortress would need to be in any "Greatest Game Of All Time" discussion
Dwarf Fortress' classic "babies take control of those who carry them (like a rider controlling an animal mount) and perish of dehydration because they're babies that don't know how to pour drinks" bug is back:
November 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hate that I finally caved to all their video sponsorships, but I can't be mad at Brilliant for basically making grown up Gizmos and Gadgets
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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all the staffers at teen vogue who just got laid off I hope yall feel how appreciated your work has been by so many.
November 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The feeling when your brain finally decides that subtext is for cowards and starts making your anxiety nightmares *directly* about work instead of using high school as a proxy.
November 3, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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THE ERA OF THE COIN BEGINS
September 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I'm so torn on my picks because there are so many "obvious" choices that my contrarian ass doesn't want to pick for the sake of variety, but I also wouldn't feel right "Yeah, Silent Hill 2 is okay, but it's no Castle Shikigami 2"
October 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
February 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let Agent 47 twerk!
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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You know when you watch a movie with a horrible twist for a second time, and an irrational part of you thinks it might not happen this time? I get the same wild optimism whenever I walk past this pillar. God please let it just say it this time
October 21, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I've been banging the HEY IF YOU WATCH WWE YOU ARE EFFECTIVELY SUPPORTING THE TRUMP ADMIN for a while but it is nice of them to make it even more explicit with Republicans being inspired on their handling of the Epstein Files by a promo about Brock Lesnar, accused sexual abuser.
October 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
@katbamkapow.bsky.social We missed the Dante ending
Putting Dante in everything: part 30

#pixelart #dante
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
October 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM