Selma James Cabana just don’t call me late
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San Francisco Queer. Art Broker. Storyteller. Sister. Boxer Daddy🐶 Bengal Mama🐆
Preferred pronouns: We/Us as in We are in this together ✊
Preferred pronouns: We/Us as in We are in this together ✊
Pinned
It would be some kind of sweet justice if, after all of this mess, Trump and Musk wind up in a prison in El Salvador 🤔🤞
And note, they’ll all be retiring once their pensions and federal healthcare benefits kick in
Speaker Mike Johnson has reportedly told the White House that most Republicans aren't interested in extending ACA subsidies.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
Reminder that 57% of ACA Marketplace enrollees live in congressional districts represented by a Republican.
They're selling out their own voters.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And note, they’ll all be retiring once their pensions and federal healthcare benefits kick in
And wear nice underwear
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy urges Thanksgiving travelers to dress spiffily to better impress first responders.
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
And wear nice underwear
Legit
Grandma Concerned About Dinner Roll Count https://theonion.com/grandma-concerned-about-dinner-roll-count-1819571169/
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Legit
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Good for MTG. lol. She’s getting off the MAGA train before it l leads to an indictment from the ICC. She’ll probably have a political future again in 3-5 years
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Good for MTG. lol. She’s getting off the MAGA train before it l leads to an indictment from the ICC. She’ll probably have a political future again in 3-5 years
Oh my! My inner child is now very jealous of kids these days 😂
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Oh my! My inner child is now very jealous of kids these days 😂
Waiting for Ross Douthat column “Did Children Ruin NY?”
November 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Waiting for Ross Douthat column “Did Children Ruin NY?”
lol, yeah, so many emails I don’t respond to, but I do keep receipts. I think I have every email anyone has sent or copied me on for the past 25 years archives amongst various drives. I probably should mine that shit, might be able to shake down some coin, lol
seeing how many people show up in jeffery epstein's emails makes me happy i never reply to anyone's email
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
lol, yeah, so many emails I don’t respond to, but I do keep receipts. I think I have every email anyone has sent or copied me on for the past 25 years archives amongst various drives. I probably should mine that shit, might be able to shake down some coin, lol
Project 2029🙏
81 years ago, FDR proposed a second Bill of Rights to guarantee every American the right to employment, healthcare, education, housing, and a living income. His words are as relevant now as they were then. Watch.
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Project 2029🙏
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Everyone, at least once tomorrow, use the word “inshallah” within earshot of a Republican. That’s your homework.
November 5, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Everyone, at least once tomorrow, use the word “inshallah” within earshot of a Republican. That’s your homework.
Il not crying!
I haven’t even lived in the suburbs of NYC in over 30 years but Mamdami’s win tonight is giving me Obama 2008 feels
I haven’t even lived in the suburbs of NYC in over 30 years but Mamdami’s win tonight is giving me Obama 2008 feels
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Il not crying!
I haven’t even lived in the suburbs of NYC in over 30 years but Mamdami’s win tonight is giving me Obama 2008 feels
I haven’t even lived in the suburbs of NYC in over 30 years but Mamdami’s win tonight is giving me Obama 2008 feels
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😲🥰
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
😲🥰
In 1940 my cousin was a baby at grandma’s sleeping in a dining room hutch drawer. It’s 2025 and now I’m picturing babies having their own drawer in the fridge #CRISPR
The #BioTech #ColossalBio is developing will transform healthcare; genetic disease & infertility? Gone. Monetizing tech is the point, not deëxtinction, but that tech begets designer babies (aka eugenics) — this is why critical discussion of their rhetoric matters 🧪 🐋🌱
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
‘Biotech Barbie’ says the time has come to consider CRISPR babies. Do scientists agree?
A company’s plan to edit the genomes of human embryos worries some researchers — but it might reflect the changing attitudes towards the controversial approach.
www.nature.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
In 1940 my cousin was a baby at grandma’s sleeping in a dining room hutch drawer. It’s 2025 and now I’m picturing babies having their own drawer in the fridge #CRISPR
Should actually probably say “Millionaire New Yorkers ready to declare second homes in Greenwich or the Hamptons as primary residence”
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if Mamdani becomes mayor — possibly igniting mass exodus: poll
Hundreds of thousands of New Yorkers are prepared to bolt from the Big Apple if socialist candidate Zohran Mamdani wins Tuesday's mayoral race — potentially setting the stage for the largest population flight in US history, a new poll warns.
nypost.com
November 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Should actually probably say “Millionaire New Yorkers ready to declare second homes in Greenwich or the Hamptons as primary residence”
Colby’s not too sure about this new groomer
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Colby’s not too sure about this new groomer
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Trick or treat time
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Trick or treat time
Of course MAGA folks would never call a cousin “Aunt”
That would imply they couldn’t marry
That would imply they couldn’t marry
October 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Of course MAGA folks would never call a cousin “Aunt”
That would imply they couldn’t marry
That would imply they couldn’t marry
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Since the GOP loves to call themselves Nationalist Christians, then they sound be called Nat-Cs
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Since the GOP loves to call themselves Nationalist Christians, then they sound be called Nat-Cs
The new construction at the White House does have historical precedence. The Banqueting House was a monarch’s addition to the Palace of Whitehall. It served as Charles I’s primary entertainment venue during his reign, as well as the site of his execution. I’m heartened by that last bit
Banqueting House - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The new construction at the White House does have historical precedence. The Banqueting House was a monarch’s addition to the Palace of Whitehall. It served as Charles I’s primary entertainment venue during his reign, as well as the site of his execution. I’m heartened by that last bit
Alternately, one could pronounce it “chaise longevity” (with the chaise silent)
If you are sad about the news and need a distraction, I just watched an Instagram video that pointed out the g in "longevity" is pronounced twice, and then a comment replied, "yep, just like zoology": www.instagram.com/reel/DQFv8c6...
October 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Alternately, one could pronounce it “chaise longevity” (with the chaise silent)
Should just call it the Epstein Memorial Ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Should just call it the Epstein Memorial Ballroom
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
An unsolicited nit pic
October 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
An unsolicited nit pic