Bazlyons
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I was like this when I got here
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The power of Crufts compels you
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
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It’s hard to explain what it means to be able to show a trans kid this and for them to feel seen & valued by their president
@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
It’s hard to explain what it means to be able to show a trans kid this and for them to feel seen & valued by their president
@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
Have they checked outside the school?
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Have they checked outside the school?
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny
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I wonder is it harder for Trump that everyone knows he’s all over the #EpsteinFiles or to personally find that Jeffrey didn’t actually like him that much.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I wonder is it harder for Trump that everyone knows he’s all over the #EpsteinFiles or to personally find that Jeffrey didn’t actually like him that much.
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Ronaldo’s red card slightly more than the win.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Ronaldo’s red card slightly more than the win.
People who think weight loss drugs are “cheating” also don’t believe audiobooks are reading
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
People who think weight loss drugs are “cheating” also don’t believe audiobooks are reading
To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
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If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?
CNN: The emails that were released don't raise any Qs for you?
GIMENEZ: Not right now, no
C: The email where Epstein says to Maxwell that Trump spent hours at his house w/someone whose name is redacted who Republicans are saying is Virginia Giuffre?
G: Right. And she said Trump did nothing wrong
GIMENEZ: Not right now, no
C: The email where Epstein says to Maxwell that Trump spent hours at his house w/someone whose name is redacted who Republicans are saying is Virginia Giuffre?
G: Right. And she said Trump did nothing wrong
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?
I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them)
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.
Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.
Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them)
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.
Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.
Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
Trump: "The reason I don't want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows it's far less expensive under Trump than it was under Sleepy Joe Biden and the prices are way down."
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
Trump is like a dog dragging his butt on and smearing everything except it’s in gold paint.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Trump is like a dog dragging his butt on and smearing everything except it’s in gold paint.
Only a few weeks left until people online share their foolproof recipes to fully disguise the actual taste of Brussel Sprouts
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Only a few weeks left until people online share their foolproof recipes to fully disguise the actual taste of Brussel Sprouts
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if we elect a muslim socialist as mayor of new york city on the same day dick cheney died i’ll never take another note from a development exec telling me a plot point was “too on the nose”
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
if we elect a muslim socialist as mayor of new york city on the same day dick cheney died i’ll never take another note from a development exec telling me a plot point was “too on the nose”
I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.
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Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
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I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
Ironically the kind of country Maria Steen and her ilk wanted Ireland to return to is one where women aren’t allow run for office. Mission accomplished.
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ironically the kind of country Maria Steen and her ilk wanted Ireland to return to is one where women aren’t allow run for office. Mission accomplished.
Happy Birthday.
Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Happy Birthday.
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What idiot called it premature ejaculation when shortcomings was right there?
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
What idiot called it premature ejaculation when shortcomings was right there?