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daley / 29 / she/her / reluctant english major & queer underachiever / sparks obsessive & prestige television enthusiast / lover of milfs, dilfs, and pathetic sitcom characters
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I work at a call center and read in between calls. I just spent the past week reading Universal Harvester - thanks for writing such an engrossing book!
December 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social I work at a call center and read in between calls. I just spent the past week reading Universal Harvester - thanks for writing such an engrossing book!
rip to the haters and the losers but it’s a bop
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others. n.pr/4pyKudI
Is Paul McCartney's 'Wonderful Christmastime' simply… horrible?
In the decades since its release, "Wonderful Christmastime" has become a seasonal staple beloved by some but loathed by others.
n.pr
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
rip to the haters and the losers but it’s a bop
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I love high grocery prices and also the taste of boot
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I love high grocery prices and also the taste of boot
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If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
If you have canned Pepsi at your holiday party better believe I'm sticking a couple in my pocket before making an irish exit
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the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
the true spirit of Christmas is the pleasure we collectively take in Mike Johnson feeling discouraged
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“Gravyboat Lighthouse” commercial from “Conan” back in 2010.
One of the stupidest things we ever did, from the brilliant mind of Andres du Bouchet. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #Thanksgiving
youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si… via @YouTube
One of the stupidest things we ever did, from the brilliant mind of Andres du Bouchet. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #Thanksgiving
youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si… via @YouTube
Gravyboat Lighthouse Commercial 11/24/10 | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Cactus Chef
https://youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si…
November 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“Gravyboat Lighthouse” commercial from “Conan” back in 2010.
One of the stupidest things we ever did, from the brilliant mind of Andres du Bouchet. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #Thanksgiving
youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si… via @YouTube
One of the stupidest things we ever did, from the brilliant mind of Andres du Bouchet. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! #Thanksgiving
youtu.be/LLDmzYObSMU?si… via @YouTube
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Sabrina Carpenter capped off her ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour with one final arrest: her fellow blonde beauty Miss Piggy, who had ‘a few notes’ to share.
Miss Piggy Arrested (by Sabrina Carpenter)
Sabrina Carpenter capped off her ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour with one final arrest: her fellow blonde beauty Miss Piggy, who had ‘a few notes’ to share.
www.vulture.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sabrina Carpenter capped off her ‘Short n’ Sweet’ tour with one final arrest: her fellow blonde beauty Miss Piggy, who had ‘a few notes’ to share.
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Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
A Disabled Child’s Mom Reported Him Missing. He Was Locked Away by Federal Immigration Authorities for 48 Days.
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old who has an intellectual disability, walked away from his mom’s fruit stand in October. Houston Police called ICE.
thebarbedwire.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Emmanuel, a 15-year-old with intellectual disabilities, wandered away from his mom’s fruit stand in October.
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
She reported him missing to Houston police. But instead of reuniting them, the city turned him over to ICE.
“They’re failing all of us,” his mom said.
thebarbedwire.com/2025/11/24/d...
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He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He’s surrounded by such wormy little losers at the White House that I think he was like wow a cool guy
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BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the longtime MAGA ally who has recently drawn Trump’s ire for her criticism, says she’ll resign in January.
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene to resign in January
The Georgia Republican's resignation comes after butting heads recently with President Donald Trump.
nbcnews.to
November 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
BREAKING: Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, the longtime MAGA ally who has recently drawn Trump’s ire for her criticism, says she’ll resign in January.
this is so fucking funny i’m cryingggggg she really said “kim knows she sucks!”
Glenn Close is defending Kim Kardashian’s much-ridiculed acting in ‘All’s Fair’ the best she can. ‘She had no pretensions that she was a great actress,’ Close said, keeping it real.
Glenn Close on Kim Kardashian’s All’s Fair Acting: ‘She Always Knew Her Lines’
Glenn Close is defending Kim Kardashian’s much-ridiculed acting in ‘All’s Fair’ the best she can. ‘She had no pretensions that she was a great actress,’ Close said, keeping it real.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this is so fucking funny i’m cryingggggg she really said “kim knows she sucks!”
he’s really flopping since he blew it with nicole tbh
God, what has he done? Keith Urban covered Chappell Roan’s song ‘Pink Pony Girl’ at Mar-a-Lago during a billionaire’s party attended by President Trump.
Keith Urban Tried to Turn Mar-a-Lago Into a ‘Pink Pony Club’
God, what has he done? Keith Urban covered Chappell Roan’s song ‘Pink Pony Girl’ at Mar-a-Lago during a billionaire’s party attended by President Trump.
www.vulture.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
he’s really flopping since he blew it with nicole tbh
happy pluribus friday to all
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
happy pluribus friday to all
i felt this way too, like why are we putting schmaltz in the richard bachman adaptation 🥴
Edgar Wright’s new take on ‘The Running Man’ opts for a finale that feels way too optimistic for 2025. Here’s how it compares to Stephen King’s original ending.
The Running Man’s New Ending Is Way Too Optimistic for 2025
Edgar Wright’s new take on ‘The Running Man’ opts for a finale that feels way too optimistic for 2025. Here’s how it compares to Stephen King’s original ending.
www.vulture.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i felt this way too, like why are we putting schmaltz in the richard bachman adaptation 🥴
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
@andyrichter.co i’m just one lady, but i’ll miss your and emma’s dances and cute videos! thanks for bringing so much joy to a very weird time to be alive ❤️❤️❤️
November 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
@andyrichter.co i’m just one lady, but i’ll miss your and emma’s dances and cute videos! thanks for bringing so much joy to a very weird time to be alive ❤️❤️❤️
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Supreme Court won't overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage https://cnn.it/4nGnEiN
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Supreme Court won't overturn its landmark precedent recognizing a constitutional right to same-sex marriage https://cnn.it/4nGnEiN
as if republicans have shame. what fucking planet are you on!!!
Agree.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
Sen Hassan, asked what will happen if Republicans don't carry out the deal, "Well, shame on them."
This is not what people were mobilizing for on Oct 18.
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
as if republicans have shame. what fucking planet are you on!!!
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How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How about we shut down the government for this very popular and specific goal and then, hear me out, we hold out for like a month and a half and then, ok this part is important, after a watershed election where we ran the table, ONLY THEN, fold and don't get the one thing we said we wanted.
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lol she got his ass and he knows it
@sayorkunau.bsky.social heya, what’s your ratio for cold brew to water again? i was just randomly thinking abt it and couldn’t remember.
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
@sayorkunau.bsky.social heya, what’s your ratio for cold brew to water again? i was just randomly thinking abt it and couldn’t remember.
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the leader of the department of health literally runs away
everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here"
let a hundred gifs bloom
everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here"
let a hundred gifs bloom
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
the leader of the department of health literally runs away
everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here"
let a hundred gifs bloom
everybody else rushes to the hurt guy and the Make America Healthy Again guy says "I gotta get outta here"
let a hundred gifs bloom
wider society appreciating andy like he deserves… nature is healing.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
wider society appreciating andy like he deserves… nature is healing.
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As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
As many have pointed out, Mamdani didn't stand apart from our trans brothers and sisters. He didn't play the "Gee, gosh, it sure is complicated," milquetoast moderate card. And he crushed.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
The way forward is together, not over the bodies of our own.
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends