matt gaetz is no longer going to be trump's attorney general. but now that republican voters know he's a pedophile, he has a great shot at becoming president in 2028.

one thing about ms. amber laura heard is that nobody in this fucking world could ever make me hate her. she can call me the F word, she gets the F word pass. actually after the way you fuckers treated her, she gets a pass for EVERYTHING. give her a gun!!!

the domingo SNL character was the juno arrest at tonight's #LAshortnsweet show ☠️

i've been murdered by a fortune cookie

this is without the filter lol

sabrina carpenter x olivia rodrigo collab

so personally i kinda love what happens to your body and face after you stop poisoning yourself with alcohol 😌

#sober #health #wellness #weightloss

550 days, or a year and a half, alcohol-free. i don't miss it one single bit. 😌

bluesky just gimme group chats and bookmarks and we may become besties

this red bull was so good omg

"yes i believe i left my debit card here last night"

tonight's movie 🍿
#nowwatching #myoldass