I hope he says thank you. He's big on that sort of thing.

They are obviously thinking Mablethorpe, it has the same STD code and all the beach vibes.

Were you not concerned for your kids before the incident with the immigrant? If not, why not? Maybe you should have been.

I think you're probably right.

I can't help thinking that you've avoided the real reason for the furore about the shirt.

The shoulder design is an exact copy of the top of the sleeve design of the 1998 shirt so they've just moved it up and onto the shoulder.

I like the shirt apart from the obvious rear sponsor.

You could try Beamish, it's a great day out. Also Newcastle and maybe Durham.

Been watching football since I was 12, VAR has not impacted a single game that I've attended. You need to get back to football where VAR isn't used. Refs fuck ups etc. are part of the football experience. VAR is only ruining the corporate multi million pound soccer experience. I'm happy for them.

🫤 Four bloody Roses.

Restoring fairness to US trade. What are you talking about. You buy more than you sell, that's on you not the rest of the world.

You'll be OK, I don't think we'll impose reciprocal tariffs. Though why you'd want to drink Bourbon over Scotch is a mystery to me.

Fighting anything by drinking more Scotch whisky is a good thing, a very good thing. Infact I'd do it without the fighting.

Perhaps the more significant stat is the number of wins.

It's Old Gold. Apparently.