what are they gonna do, invade?

@realjakebroe.bsky.social Q&A video is great. Thanks for being such a great voice for decency.

for over a decade now, the dark matter of American politics has been the willingness of conservatives to simply threaten to murder anyone who disagrees with them. even after 1/6, it can't be confronted directly, because it is genuine failed state shit

call your senator

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates

I am very very jealous that this family on Prince Edward Island (Canada) had a small meteor hit their sidewalk and managed to catch it on their door cam in what is likely the first audio and visual recording of a meteor strike!

youtu.be/F_1xInfNMok?...

There’s no better sound on a Friday night than the clink of ice cubes as I drop them in my beer glass. TGIF! 🍻🧊

"no, i'm an expat"

Turning in The Adjuster is peak McManager.

They're the greatest of class traitors. Drunk on the tiniest amount of power.

"If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean!"

Might fuck around and go to law school.

Why did nobody tell me Munch from SVU is an awesome based weirdo.

Bid for some business with a global luxury brand (you would know them). They were very excited. Gave them a wholly reasonable rate. They pulled out expecting me to do it FOR FREE. The person who asked me to bid messaged me on LinkedIn separately apologizing. Love this entrepreneur stuff.

Meanwhile, at the Bad Place.

Logged into The Bad Place for a minute today and the algorithm has started serving me up thirst traps confirming 1) they're desperate and 2) bros are behind the wheel.

I'm at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville and I've heard YMCA and Dancing Queen. I've decided to murder some Bud Lights.

Remember MySpace Tom?

He just wanted to be everyone's friend.

He didn't force it if you dumped him, he gave you the aux cable, he let you edit your html, he made his fortune then dipped.

None of this ending democracy nor copycat apps drama. No "u up" bullshit.

Sigh. I should 'threads' him.

bsky kinda rocking that "kitchen conversation at a house party in my late twenties" vibe.