Everyone is so bullish on Google that Altavista will probably make a comeback.
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Everyone is so bullish on Google that Altavista will probably make a comeback.
Apple achieves profit to infinity as bums like me keep buying more space instead of cleaning the shit up
October 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Apple achieves profit to infinity as bums like me keep buying more space instead of cleaning the shit up
The funniest thing about Brazilian politics is that people remember some politician being good or bad and it's all commodity cycles.
October 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The funniest thing about Brazilian politics is that people remember some politician being good or bad and it's all commodity cycles.
Tylenol makes you a value investor
September 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Tylenol makes you a value investor
Since jews control the World I declare everyone gets a day off today.
September 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Since jews control the World I declare everyone gets a day off today.
Geniuses at Disney geting all the downside of the backlash and no payoff on the return
September 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Geniuses at Disney geting all the downside of the backlash and no payoff on the return
Is there even a bullish case for media these days? Feels like a damned if you do, damned if you don’t business where you end up pissing off audiences, states, or politicians no matter what
September 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Is there even a bullish case for media these days? Feels like a damned if you do, damned if you don’t business where you end up pissing off audiences, states, or politicians no matter what
A tragedy just happened: The new person at the coffee place near my house sucks.
July 22, 2025 at 6:42 AM
A tragedy just happened: The new person at the coffee place near my house sucks.
Starting a podcast where I invite some bro over, we have some coffee and shut the fuck up.
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Starting a podcast where I invite some bro over, we have some coffee and shut the fuck up.
Logs on X - Everyone hates $GOOG and loves $BTI meaning it's probably time to buy $GOOG and $PM
July 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Logs on X - Everyone hates $GOOG and loves $BTI meaning it's probably time to buy $GOOG and $PM
The funniest thing about the Coldplay couple is that if they hadn’t done anything, no one would’ve noticed anything unusual and there wouldn’t be videos of them everywhere.
July 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The funniest thing about the Coldplay couple is that if they hadn’t done anything, no one would’ve noticed anything unusual and there wouldn’t be videos of them everywhere.
That’s my emotional support chocolate
July 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
That’s my emotional support chocolate
Stocks need growth like you need pants
July 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Stocks need growth like you need pants
I admire the Brazilian president’s consistency - he just went to Argentina to campaign for Cristina Kirchner and now he’s criticizing the US for interfering with Bolsonaro 🤣
July 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I admire the Brazilian president’s consistency - he just went to Argentina to campaign for Cristina Kirchner and now he’s criticizing the US for interfering with Bolsonaro 🤣
You know what’s funny? Now Lula can just blame Trump for the Brazilian economy going to shit.
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
You know what’s funny? Now Lula can just blame Trump for the Brazilian economy going to shit.
Apple buying into F1 instead of AI is a bold reminder that progress is optional, but spectacle is forever
July 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Apple buying into F1 instead of AI is a bold reminder that progress is optional, but spectacle is forever
The good news is United Airlines is resuming flights to Israel.
The bad news is it’s fucking United Airlines.
The bad news is it’s fucking United Airlines.
July 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The good news is United Airlines is resuming flights to Israel.
The bad news is it’s fucking United Airlines.
The bad news is it’s fucking United Airlines.
Still a top 5 movie in Israel 🤣
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Still a top 5 movie in Israel 🤣
Babe wake up we’re bullish again
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Babe wake up we’re bullish again
A ceasefire in your pants
June 24, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A ceasefire in your pants
I’d like to congratulate each and every one of you for your vigilance in monitoring this situation.
June 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I’d like to congratulate each and every one of you for your vigilance in monitoring this situation.
How can I make this about me
June 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
How can I make this about me
We're all just shitposting through life
May 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
We're all just shitposting through life