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Probably the same person.
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brendelbored.bsky.social
This is better than any art AI has ever made
Eat Pant Bart
March 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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planetoffinks.bsky.social
The premise of the first season was a fine dining chef pulled back into the chaotic world of the family sandwich shop, and the premise of every subsequent season has been "The Bear is a very good and important tv show"
volts.wtf David Roberts @volts.wtf · Jul 28
Y'all, thinking back on it, I think we have to admit to ourselves that the Bear is not actually a very good show. It had one good season. Subsequent seasons were clearly high on their own supply, heavy on dreamy montages & light on coherent plot & character development. This brings me no pleasure.
July 28, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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karlbode.com
your CEO goes viral for being an unethical liar so you hire a new age con artist as a distraction

HUGE WIN
Business Insider: "Here's how Astronomer used Hollywood to turn a viral disaster into a marketing win."
July 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
Picture of Billy Joel with text saying "I HATE THE PIANO AND EVERYTHING IT REPRESENTS"
July 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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andrewbub.bsky.social
What if Liver King was actually an incredibly elaborate Connor O'Malley performance?
It's a screen cap someone took of the Liver King doing a tiktok. He kinda looks like Connor O'malley, if Connor O'Malley had elaborate appliances and make up on. Bottom line is; dude looks like shit. He's a fucking dissaster, dog. One of his pupils is dilated, just the one
July 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
bastage.bsky.social
"Ohhhh .. somebody stop me ..!!"
January 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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senatorivy.com
Starting the new year off right
LL in Deep Blue Sea, one of the greatest shark movies of all time
January 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
That is intentional. We say ACAB because cops always protect capital, at our expense
In These Times screenshot: Let me be clear about one thing: cop unions do not count, because cops are not workers. They are here to break our strikes, protect private wealth and exert their unchecked and deadly will against the rest of us.
December 10, 2024 at 7:18 AM
bastage.bsky.social
Kirkland Kitties
November 15, 2024 at 3:47 AM
bastage.bsky.social
More lights
October 11, 2024 at 5:09 AM
bastage.bsky.social
They're more like the southwest lights so far tonight but still amazing.
October 11, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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ceej.online
whenever I accidentally open threads from instagram it looks like the fake social media app they put into a city builder. "Wow, I love the mayor's new policy!" sims-ass website
June 11, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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mollieoreilly.bsky.social
This headline stack is one for the time capsule. First, analyzing Harris's message discipline, which is common to normie politicians, as if it's uniquely revealing and shifty. Second, framing Trump's openly racist, completely dishonest stump rhetoric as if it's quirky and full of subtle meaning.
Top headline: "In Interviews, Kamala Harris Continues to Bob and Weave. Her media swing showed how she often responds to uncomfortable questions by acknowledging them, yet not fully answering them." Second headline: "In remarks about migrants, Donald Trump invoked his long-held fascination with genes and genetics."
October 10, 2024 at 1:54 AM
bastage.bsky.social
One of many reasons I prefer a standing desk
Two cats are cuddled together on a soft, blue fuzzy blanket atop a leather car seat. The dimly lit interior suggests early morning or late afternoon. The top cat is a brown tabby with stripes and white markings, nestled against a predominantly white cat with brown patches. Both have their eyes closed, indicating deep sleep. The blue blanket contrasts with the dark car interior, enhancing the cozy atmosphere and highlighting their bond and comfort in each other's presence.
October 7, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
Elon Musk over Pumaman flying from the mst3k riff of the movie Pumaman with text that reads "Pumaman. He flies like a moron."
October 6, 2024 at 2:36 AM
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
They kinda look like the Smothers Brothers doing a news sketch
October 1, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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carina.delachancla.com
Dig through the ditches
And burn through the witches
And slam in the back of my
Character selection for Jikkyō Oshaberi Parodius on Saturn. Kid Dracula is currently highlighted and it shows his power up skill tree
October 1, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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ruleo.bsky.social
October 1, 2024 at 6:08 AM
bastage.bsky.social
It's not even that cold yet and they're already getting sucked into the magic blanket.

#CatsOfBlueSky #GingerCats
Two cats are depicted in the image. They are cuddling on a white furry blanket with a dark blue edge. The first cat is an orange tabby with white paws and a white chest. It is lying on its side with its head down, displaying a relaxed posture. The second cat is white with orange tabby markings on its back. It is lying on its belly with its paws outstretched and its head tilted to the side, also appearing at ease. An electrical cord, colored white, can be seen running under the cats. Overall, the cats seem to be enjoying their time together on the cozy blanket.
September 29, 2024 at 10:37 AM
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joekatz45.bsky.social
Remember when Trump fired the FBI director and then went on TV and said he did it to stop the investigation into him?
coachfinstock.bsky.social Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · Sep 28
The craziest shit for me is that there's an audio recording of Donald Trump asking for Georgia officials to "find votes" in 2020 and he's running now. How is that not instantly disqualifying? We HEARD him. Not Meadows. Not Giuliani. How is asking officials for votes (with proof) not instant jail?
September 28, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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jonbecker.bsky.social
This guy is running for Congress in one of the tightest races in Virginia. He is single, so he borrowed a family for photos. Check out the NYT caption. These people are... weird.
Derrick Anderson, who is running for an open seat in Virginia's Seventh District, in a photo with the wife and children of a longtime friend.
September 27, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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hellertime.bsky.social
remember who he pardoned and who he let die
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Louis_gun-toting_incident https://innocenceproject.org/petitions/stop-the-execution-of-marcellus-williams-an-innocent-man/
September 25, 2024 at 12:57 AM