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Bassman
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Former Chelsea managerial candidate
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I feel the need to Steve - top gun
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Courtesy of @dmitry.mclachbot.com
Radar graphic showing Delap doing much worse than notedly overweight Chelsea striker Gonzo Higauin
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Famous coke head Adrian Mutu
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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I always come back to this (or the better version I can't actually find right now). There's so much more range of bodies that are pro athletes in football.

Also a rare scatter with Lionel Messi bottom left.
Height and weight of athletes in US sports, all pushing 6ft or way more and wide range of weights
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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At least I've heard of them but terrible value and short term are two of the big markers they staked this one.
Simpsons meme, Say the line Behdad Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side Yaaay
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Mary Earps watching Hannah Hampton win the Yashin trophy
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Thomas Muller saying Goaltemade
September 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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See what I mean about the excessive media coverage!
Push notification from the Chelsea app saying Fernandez remains key
September 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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I feel the need, the need for Steve
September 23, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Say the line Behdad Not terribly well managed on the football, sporting or promotional side Yaaaaay
September 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I feel the need, the need for Steve
September 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Cognitive dissonance is a helluva drug
Two messages from one account suggesting I both raise my standards and that it's unreasonable to mention title contention
September 3, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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Hastily arranged loan somewhere?
List of later deadlines Spain, Scotland, Portugal few hours later Netherlands Belgium and Switzerland 8th Saudi 23rd Turkey Greece 12th
September 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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When I'm in a appoint your friends competition and my opponent is Joe Shields
July 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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So close 🤏
I don't think I'm sexist or misogynist. Maybe I am.
July 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Grandpa Simpson "my homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist -"
July 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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But it might work for us meme about bomb squadding players
July 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Workplace Flirting v harassment meme with Delap and Jackson getting yellows
July 13, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Owen Wilson wow but João
July 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I think this might be the most desperate push notification yet. I won't make kickoff at this point.
Pop up notification for tickets for the Chelsea semi final that starts in 6 hours
July 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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This is so unnecessary and probably results in us losing a superior player who isn't even older than João.

I am also scarred by the previous João.
Owen Wilson wow but João
June 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Ooooof
BBC sport front page "Chelsea play in front of 50,000 empty seats"
June 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
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I would only add that Clearlake people have also said some dumb shit, as immortalised in this meme
Say the line Behdad Not terribly well managed on the football side, sporting side of promotional side
June 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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Joe Shields terribly photoshopped into the blues brothers "we're getting the band back together"
June 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Shawshank rain freedom
June 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM