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📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
📍 Carrboro, North Carolina
Zach Woods is so good at doing this thing
November 11, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Zach Woods is so good at doing this thing
I don’t know how Woody Harrelson comes back from this
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I don’t know how Woody Harrelson comes back from this
it is far too cold for it to only be early november
November 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
it is far too cold for it to only be early november
on any given day, my yard might look like this—and I live right on the edge of downtown in a town with 20,000+ people
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
on any given day, my yard might look like this—and I live right on the edge of downtown in a town with 20,000+ people
I don’t know how you look at this picture of a guy with his shoes off in a coffee shop and decide that the problem is that he’s reading a book too performatively
November 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I don’t know how you look at this picture of a guy with his shoes off in a coffee shop and decide that the problem is that he’s reading a book too performatively
I hope the Saxsquatch starts booking weddings
November 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I hope the Saxsquatch starts booking weddings
how long do you think the university will use this before changing back to the Old Well logo
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
how long do you think the university will use this before changing back to the Old Well logo
switching from shorts on sunday to a parka for overnight monday
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
switching from shorts on sunday to a parka for overnight monday
This was my 11th time seeing the Mountain Goats but first full solo show. Also somehow the first time at Motorco in Durham, which makes six different venues I’ve now seen them play
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
This was my 11th time seeing the Mountain Goats but first full solo show. Also somehow the first time at Motorco in Durham, which makes six different venues I’ve now seen them play
all elon musk has to do is achieve ambitious goals? so what you’re telling me is that they’re not ever going to have to give him those shares
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
all elon musk has to do is achieve ambitious goals? so what you’re telling me is that they’re not ever going to have to give him those shares
Bob Dylan’s “The Times They Are a-Changin” is not to be used in political contexts
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Bob Dylan’s “The Times They Are a-Changin” is not to be used in political contexts
really this is one of those things that you should probably have figured out some time prior to the day after the election
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
really this is one of those things that you should probably have figured out some time prior to the day after the election
how much longer is this still going to be so funny for kids
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
how much longer is this still going to be so funny for kids
we can replace nate silver with my 3-year-old niece
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
we can replace nate silver with my 3-year-old niece
if you’re a famous person and are normal, your Instagram stories should not look like this
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
if you’re a famous person and are normal, your Instagram stories should not look like this
Is this Bob Mould doing a “wine and cheese” event at the Lowes Food grocery store in Chapel Hill?
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Is this Bob Mould doing a “wine and cheese” event at the Lowes Food grocery store in Chapel Hill?
they’re manspreading all into Bill Belichick’s personal space from both sides
November 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
they’re manspreading all into Bill Belichick’s personal space from both sides
this guy really cares about the New York mayoral race because of the impact it has on the Pacific North West where he lives
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
this guy really cares about the New York mayoral race because of the impact it has on the Pacific North West where he lives
if you’re a famous person who is normal, your instagram stories should not look like this
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
if you’re a famous person who is normal, your instagram stories should not look like this
