bart
@bartsmith.bsky.social
On twitter, I had an underscore in my name. Here, I don’t. Everything else is basically the same
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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it makes so much sense when you *also* realize that this is what elon musk sounds like when he talks about literally anything. they both have what scientists call a "money halo"
Really wild how all these Harvard scientists and mathematics guys constantly talked about how Jeffrey Epstein was this brilliant, "misunderstood" man and then you read his emails and he's clearly a barely literate lecher, extremely easy to understand
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
it makes so much sense when you *also* realize that this is what elon musk sounds like when he talks about literally anything. they both have what scientists call a "money halo"
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This guy sits through so much dumb cable news for our quote-dunking pleasure please let him watch Stevie Nicks in peace dammit
It feels like it's going to be an insane news night tonight but for better or worse I have tickets to Stevie Nicks and dammit, I still intend to go.
November 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
This guy sits through so much dumb cable news for our quote-dunking pleasure please let him watch Stevie Nicks in peace dammit
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
Scientists sequencing the DNA of Adolf Hitler is the kind of shit that would happen in a Hellboy comic book
Exclusive: Adolf Hitler’s DNA has been sequenced by scientists
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
It has:
- shown he had a disorder which impacted his sexual development
- debunked rumours about his ancestry
- shown a high likelihood that he had a neurodivergent condition and/or bipolar disorder
www.thetimes.com/article/e728...
Hitler had hidden genetic sexual disorder, DNA analysis reveals
The Nazi dictator had Kallmann syndrome, which hinders normal puberty and the development of sexual organs, according to groundbreaking research
www.thetimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Scientists sequencing the DNA of Adolf Hitler is the kind of shit that would happen in a Hellboy comic book
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every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
every single one of these emails is someone I already hate messaging a notorious pedophile to say "Thanks for the great time! I had fun doing pedophile stuff with you. P.S. Trump was there with us the whole time"
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I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
November 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I would like to take this opportunity to get on the record and apologize: I had complained about how every single thing at the grocery store now costs five dollars more than it used to, but I had not seen the latest data from DoorDash's State of Local Commerce report, which disproves that.
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Y’all want to see the saddest shit ever?
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Y’all want to see the saddest shit ever?
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
Grok: "Elon crafts his own words with clarity and conviction. He dives deep into classics like the Iliad without needing search engines; his library rivals ancient scrolls. If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around."
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
a bunch of headlines here that all end in question marks
More examples from this week! You are getting a lot of "free check might be on the way" stories on local news and the free check is not on the way.
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
a bunch of headlines here that all end in question marks
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white house should suddenly disclose all trump health crises
"are you seriously asking a man with heart failure and dementia about emails from over a decade ago?"
"are you seriously asking a man with heart failure and dementia about emails from over a decade ago?"
November 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
white house should suddenly disclose all trump health crises
"are you seriously asking a man with heart failure and dementia about emails from over a decade ago?"
"are you seriously asking a man with heart failure and dementia about emails from over a decade ago?"
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
To: Donald Trump
Subject: Pedophilia
Hello my good friend Donald Trump. I am a pedophile, and I know you are also. We are friends and pedophiles, together.
Best,
Jeffrey Epstein, famous pedophile.
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"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
In a statement, White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt accused the Democrats of having “selectively leaked emails” to “create a fake narrative to smear President Trump.” https://to.pbs.org/3LC1dxY
WATCH LIVE: White House holds briefing as newly released Epstein emails reference Trump
Epstein wrote in a 2011 email Trump had "spent hours" at Epstein's house with a victim of sex trafficking and said in a separate message years later Trump "knew about the girls."
to.pbs.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"they didn't release the good emails from the sex criminal the president was friends with"
Mamdani should arrest her too for harboring a wanted war criminal
Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mamdani should arrest her too for harboring a wanted war criminal
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You know how people leave Derry and forget everything that happened to them there but then they come back and they’re like Derry has its charms? That’s me and Avatar movies.
November 12, 2025 at 4:34 PM
You know how people leave Derry and forget everything that happened to them there but then they come back and they’re like Derry has its charms? That’s me and Avatar movies.
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News today that Magnus Egerstedt, architect of the Robotarium and director of the Robot Ecology Lab is our new Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost.
So on one hand, a warm welcome to our new colleague and, on the other hand, has UNC been recruiting from a steampunk novel?
So on one hand, a warm welcome to our new colleague and, on the other hand, has UNC been recruiting from a steampunk novel?
November 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
News today that Magnus Egerstedt, architect of the Robotarium and director of the Robot Ecology Lab is our new Executive Vice Chancellor and Provost.
So on one hand, a warm welcome to our new colleague and, on the other hand, has UNC been recruiting from a steampunk novel?
So on one hand, a warm welcome to our new colleague and, on the other hand, has UNC been recruiting from a steampunk novel?
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i walked by walgreens today and there was a security guard just leaning on a railing staring at the candy aisle where all the candy was locked up and when i came back from lunch he was still standing there just staring at locked up candy. just a depressingly weird store I don’t go into anymore
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
i walked by walgreens today and there was a security guard just leaning on a railing staring at the candy aisle where all the candy was locked up and when i came back from lunch he was still standing there just staring at locked up candy. just a depressingly weird store I don’t go into anymore
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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together
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At the end of the day, this is the only country that could unravel because of a guy named Jeff.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
At the end of the day, this is the only country that could unravel because of a guy named Jeff.
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
so there's no chance now that Mike Johnson actually goes ahead with the plan to swear in Adelita Grijalva today
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
so there's no chance now that Mike Johnson actually goes ahead with the plan to swear in Adelita Grijalva today
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The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The perfect New England holiday item doesn't exi–