Anthony Barton
@bartonez.bsky.social
I work in events, ex-Video/Record store cliché and love a good craft beer and a gig.
“Be the best version of you, unless you're an arsehole. Don't be a better arsehole.”
“Be the best version of you, unless you're an arsehole. Don't be a better arsehole.”
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Anthony Barton
@bartonez.bsky.social
· Nov 18
Today I heard a weird sound while working from home and I was very happy to find our resident echidna finally using the bath we bought for him.
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Here I was thinking Cracker Barrel was just a brand of cheese 🤷🏻♂️
August 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Here I was thinking Cracker Barrel was just a brand of cheese 🤷🏻♂️
This prick doesn’t deserve good music
August 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This prick doesn’t deserve good music
One day I would like to return to the US but that day seems to be getting further and further away 😔
August 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
One day I would like to return to the US but that day seems to be getting further and further away 😔
With Snoop playing the AFL grand final, I wonder if they will call him antisemitic for the line “from the depths of the sea, back to the block.”
August 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
With Snoop playing the AFL grand final, I wonder if they will call him antisemitic for the line “from the depths of the sea, back to the block.”
What a cunt
August 7, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What a cunt
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Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
August 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”
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Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service
July 26, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service
Hey America, who’s the greatest country in the world now?
July 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey America, who’s the greatest country in the world now?
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Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like a vagina. This just makes you smell like a cunt.
July 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like a vagina. This just makes you smell like a cunt.
He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?”
June 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?”
If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are.
The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.
The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.
June 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are.
The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.
The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.
You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅
June 14, 2025 at 7:33 AM
You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅
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NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
June 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“
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It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case
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Two things
1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob
2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.
1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob
2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.
June 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Two things
1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob
2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.
1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob
2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.
The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
ADD a letter, ruin a movie.
How to Strain Your Dragon
How to Strain Your Dragon
ADD a letter, ruin a movie.
Apocalypse Snow
Apocalypse Snow
May 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The Good, the Bad and the Fugly
Coalition? More like noalition 🥁
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Coalition? More like noalition 🥁
“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably)
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably)
Can this guy fuck off already?
May 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Can this guy fuck off already?
Looking forward to Kendrick at Sovereign Hill
May 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Looking forward to Kendrick at Sovereign Hill