Bartleby's Corpse
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When the world needed him the least, he appeared.
Software engineer. Amateur YouTuber.
https://youtube.com/@BartlebysCorpse
Software engineer. Amateur YouTuber.
https://youtube.com/@BartlebysCorpse
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Well, my first Mass Effect lore video has now topped 100k views, which, considering that for the first several months it didn't get more than a few hundred, is more than I expected.
youtu.be/YjezxqViZ_E?...
youtu.be/YjezxqViZ_E?...
It would be impossible to zero in on some of the posts related to this without it coming across as mean-spirited, but it really seems like a lot of people online are putting "Kick me" signs on their own backs
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
It would be impossible to zero in on some of the posts related to this without it coming across as mean-spirited, but it really seems like a lot of people online are putting "Kick me" signs on their own backs
There seems to be a general consensus all-time NBA starting five- MJ, MJ, LJ, TD, with the only real dispute over center. That got me wondering about building an all-time starting five that never played against each other, ie, no overlap in their NBA careers.
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
There seems to be a general consensus all-time NBA starting five- MJ, MJ, LJ, TD, with the only real dispute over center. That got me wondering about building an all-time starting five that never played against each other, ie, no overlap in their NBA careers.
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The oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo has died.
Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.
Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
The oldest resident of the San Diego Zoo has died.
Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.
Gramma the Galapagos tortoise was believed to be 141 years old.
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square, Charlie Brown.
I find your lack of faith disturbing, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square, Charlie Brown.
Go home, Eagles. You're drunk.
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Go home, Eagles. You're drunk.
In retrospect, it really did not seem necessary for the good version of Lex Luthor in "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" to meet the Justice League completely naked. He must have been doing it for love of the game.
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
In retrospect, it really did not seem necessary for the good version of Lex Luthor in "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" to meet the Justice League completely naked. He must have been doing it for love of the game.
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"Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong”
Mmm, my ding ding dong”
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"Oh, you touch my tralala
Mmm, my ding ding dong”
Mmm, my ding ding dong”
The Dick Cheney hunting incident in which he shot attorney Harry Whittington in the face occured February 11, 2006.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Dick Cheney hunting incident in which he shot attorney Harry Whittington in the face occured February 11, 2006.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
This is too late to be canon to the Halo universe (which was released 5 years earlier), but early enough to be canon to that of Mass Effect, which was released well over a year later.
Worst bench-clearing fight ever.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Worst bench-clearing fight ever.
This reminds me of those videos of people lining up to get slapped by Japanese wrestling legend Antonio Inoki. I don't even read The Witcher, but after reading this, I'd go to a Comic Con to be rudely dismissed by this guy.
youtu.be/2Lw8_AKZW6I?...
youtu.be/2Lw8_AKZW6I?...
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This reminds me of those videos of people lining up to get slapped by Japanese wrestling legend Antonio Inoki. I don't even read The Witcher, but after reading this, I'd go to a Comic Con to be rudely dismissed by this guy.
youtu.be/2Lw8_AKZW6I?...
youtu.be/2Lw8_AKZW6I?...
Noah Eagle does not sound the way he looks.
October 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Noah Eagle does not sound the way he looks.
I have never heard of tipping a bakery, but the fact that OP is talking about buying 10 boxes of pastries tells me that this didn't happen.
ok help me out if you went to a popular bakery and bought 10 boxes of their pastries which regularly sell out and did not tip and then heard the staff making a sarcastic comment about how you did not tip who's the asshole here you or them.
October 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I have never heard of tipping a bakery, but the fact that OP is talking about buying 10 boxes of pastries tells me that this didn't happen.
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us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck
why is it always us-east-1?
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 AM
us-east-1 down is the same kind of fun event as big boat stuck
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why is it always us-east-1?
October 20, 2025 at 8:34 AM
why is it always us-east-1?
Bidets are the real-life equivalent to the three seashells
All right, y'all, help me out. This is a bidet, right? (It's in my airbnb.) So, the idea is, you poop in the toilet and then...crab walk a few feet to your left, with your pants down? And stick your butt down in this thing? There's no seat, as such, so you're just...hovering your butt down into it?
October 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bidets are the real-life equivalent to the three seashells
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i boarded a cross country flight to seattle *before this game started* and i might end up flying over the stadium before it ends
October 11, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i boarded a cross country flight to seattle *before this game started* and i might end up flying over the stadium before it ends
Going for the record. Here we go.
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Going for the record. Here we go.
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This is true. In my experience, it's clearly useful in software engineering, with the caveat that you need to already know what you're doing.
It is also useful for more mundane lookup purposes, with the other caveat that much of the use could have been fulfilled with google pre-enshittification.
It is also useful for more mundane lookup purposes, with the other caveat that much of the use could have been fulfilled with google pre-enshittification.
I think a lot of people who are reasonable AI skeptics are saying things like “I don’t see a reliable use for LLMs in areas I’m an expert in” and that those folks are quite distinct from people who argue that LLMs don’t have capabilities that they clearly do
October 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is true. In my experience, it's clearly useful in software engineering, with the caveat that you need to already know what you're doing.
It is also useful for more mundane lookup purposes, with the other caveat that much of the use could have been fulfilled with google pre-enshittification.
It is also useful for more mundane lookup purposes, with the other caveat that much of the use could have been fulfilled with google pre-enshittification.
Real talk- if bioware does end up getting sold off, unless it went to someone like Amazon, I'd be willing to throw a bit of money in whomever bought it.
October 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Real talk- if bioware does end up getting sold off, unless it went to someone like Amazon, I'd be willing to throw a bit of money in whomever bought it.