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Baron Destructus
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Despite the name, a rather nice fellow just trying to survive in the fascist hellscape of 2025 America.
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If you see this, post an overlooked older game that could really use a modern version.
Box art for SNES game, E.V.O. Search for Eden.
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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Mr. Beast defends holding world ransom for...
Dr. Evil: "One million dollars!"
September 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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No, not you too, Weird Al!
Headline reading "Trump, 79, Deletes Weird AI Video Shilling Magic Beds"
September 29, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Who wore it better?
The Joker in a purple hat and Melania Trump in a purple hat. I'm not sure which is which.
September 18, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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Had some old Transformers cartoons on in the background while doing housework, and had to share this bit. The line delivery is impeccable as well.
A pink-skinned alien woman with antennae stands in the middle of a group of revolutionaries. She points downward. The caption reads: "Your sky gods are an excuse for high taxes and harsh laws!"
June 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Exclusive confirmation that Elon is backing off from the White House.
Still frame from Simpsons episode "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show". Caption reads: "I have to go now, my company needs me."
April 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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I'm sorry, Elon. Let's stop fighting.

Here, I designed a new logo for your failing car company.

You're welcome.
1930s Tesla logo
April 1, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Sometimes history rhymes. In the way that "fucking nazi assholes" rhymes with "fucking nazi assholes".
February 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Excellent thread!

Previous picture, but I'm sitting down, so he's in nearly the same position at the moment.
A happy kitty
January 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I have been informed that the Internet approves of cat pictures.
A very lazy, happy kitty.
January 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Going through some old images and ran across this one I did during the first impeachment trial.
Eliza Doolittle from "My Fair Lady" sings: "The Ukrainian aid's delayed 'til Trump gets paid!" Henry Higgins replies: "By George, she's got it!"
December 13, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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Optimus Prime says: "Freedom is the right of all sentient beings. Kinda seems like Elon should be in jail, though."
December 7, 2024 at 6:56 PM