Barlow Adams
@barlowadams.bsky.social
Writer. Pie enthusiast. Historically preserved beard site. Cheese poet. Best of the Net, Best Small Fictions, Wigleaf Top 50, Cinnamon Challenge: honorable mention.
I received this text message this week. I like to think it is a communication from the past, or maybe from beyond the veil.
October 15, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I received this text message this week. I like to think it is a communication from the past, or maybe from beyond the veil.
This mug has an incredibly high chance of being a cursed item, yeah?
August 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This mug has an incredibly high chance of being a cursed item, yeah?
Missed Connections: You were the girl in the lampshade hat driving the ancient wagon with the surf board on top—even though it was Ohio—and the skeleton in sunglasses pretending to smoke in the passenger seat. I was in the right lane thinking about leaving this capitalism bullshit behind. Save me.
July 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Missed Connections: You were the girl in the lampshade hat driving the ancient wagon with the surf board on top—even though it was Ohio—and the skeleton in sunglasses pretending to smoke in the passenger seat. I was in the right lane thinking about leaving this capitalism bullshit behind. Save me.
Bruh, this delivery window is absolutely nuts.
Can you call it a widow if it is literally half the day? There’s as much window as wall here. 😆
Can you call it a widow if it is literally half the day? There’s as much window as wall here. 😆
July 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bruh, this delivery window is absolutely nuts.
Can you call it a widow if it is literally half the day? There’s as much window as wall here. 😆
Can you call it a widow if it is literally half the day? There’s as much window as wall here. 😆
Post yourself from another era.
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Post yourself from another era.
But how was she at math?
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
But how was she at math?
It’s hard to get across just how many there are here.
June 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s hard to get across just how many there are here.
Apropos of nothing, here’s a photo of basketball Jesus breaking Satan’s ankles with what I can only imagine is sick ass hesi/crossover combination.
Not pictured, Jesus stepping over him seconds later after hitting a tough jumper a la Iverson over Ty Lue.
Not pictured, Jesus stepping over him seconds later after hitting a tough jumper a la Iverson over Ty Lue.
May 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Apropos of nothing, here’s a photo of basketball Jesus breaking Satan’s ankles with what I can only imagine is sick ass hesi/crossover combination.
Not pictured, Jesus stepping over him seconds later after hitting a tough jumper a la Iverson over Ty Lue.
Not pictured, Jesus stepping over him seconds later after hitting a tough jumper a la Iverson over Ty Lue.
You’re really not that far off.
May 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You’re really not that far off.
I’m not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I’m not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
Looking for a new job so I had to cut my beard to a respectable size, and I have feelings.
March 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Looking for a new job so I had to cut my beard to a respectable size, and I have feelings.
It’s a race against time. You’d think the adjustment would already be underway, but people don’t understand what this means:
March 6, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s a race against time. You’d think the adjustment would already be underway, but people don’t understand what this means:
This headline is such a depressing, accurate representation of the times.
About to be eight percent unemployment! Nine percent unemployment! TEN PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT! Ha ha ha!
About to be eight percent unemployment! Nine percent unemployment! TEN PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT! Ha ha ha!
March 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
This headline is such a depressing, accurate representation of the times.
About to be eight percent unemployment! Nine percent unemployment! TEN PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT! Ha ha ha!
About to be eight percent unemployment! Nine percent unemployment! TEN PERCENT UNEMPLOYMENT! Ha ha ha!
Seems like a good day to share one of my favorite t-shirts. RIP to a legend.
February 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Seems like a good day to share one of my favorite t-shirts. RIP to a legend.
All my photos are in hats.
February 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
All my photos are in hats.
Urine has many uses in art, it turns out.
February 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Urine has many uses in art, it turns out.
Hell, at this point I’d be happy with a universe of Jar-Jars rather than Mas Ameddas.
At least Binks has good intentions.
At least Binks has good intentions.
January 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hell, at this point I’d be happy with a universe of Jar-Jars rather than Mas Ameddas.
At least Binks has good intentions.
At least Binks has good intentions.
Don’t think for a second this is unrelated to what is going on in our government right now.
Voters may not think the people they support are empowering these people, but the people they are empowering sure as hell think they are.
Voters may not think the people they support are empowering these people, but the people they are empowering sure as hell think they are.
January 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Don’t think for a second this is unrelated to what is going on in our government right now.
Voters may not think the people they support are empowering these people, but the people they are empowering sure as hell think they are.
Voters may not think the people they support are empowering these people, but the people they are empowering sure as hell think they are.
