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Bark at The Devil
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Furry, extremely lazy blogger, non-theistic Satanist. ⛧

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This is getting passed around the local chats this morning. Source unknown.
May 1, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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If empathy is a sin, then let us all embrace sin!

Hail empathy, hail sin, hail Satan! 🤘
A post from the hellsite formerly known as Twitter, in which clown Ben Garrett (not giving his @, don't give him views) addresses Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde who asked Trump to show empathy to LGBTQ people and migrants. He says: "Do not commit the sin of empathy. This snake is God's enemy and yours too. She hates God" and I'm not transcribing any more of his foul post, fuck Ben Garrett.
January 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Never let anyone tell you that you didn't see what you know you saw.
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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President Musk sitting at the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office, with a forlorn and slightly out of focus First Gentleman Trump in the background.
December 20, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Screenshot of an announcement in the brand new Garden State Fur The Weekend Official Announcements for 2025 Telegram channel, which does not allow anyone to make comments except the convention. The announcement is substantially similar the ones they've made at least two other times. It has several reactions: 11 thumbs down, 11 yawn, 6 heart, 2 puking, 2 woozy, 1 poop, 1 christmas tree. The announcement reads: We at Garden State fur the weekend would like to apologize. We realize that we've messed up on many occasions and we appreciate everybody's concerns and feedback. As of right now, we are looking into multiple situations that the community has alerted us to. We are continuing to take action and have been removing those who have violated the GSFTW CoC. A screenshot of the opening titles of the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail. It reads: "We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked." A later screenshot of the same opening titles which reads: "We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked." An even later screenshot of the same opening titles, this time in a less fancy font, which reads: "The directors of the firm hired to continue the credits after the the people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked. The credits have been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute."
December 7, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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Doesn't look like anything to me.
A news screenshot showing the face of the person suspected of killing United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, edited after the fact to pixelate the suspect's face. The caption reads "NYPD releases new photos of suspected gunman."
December 6, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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I thought it was jam on toast.
Screenshot of a tweet from @PastorAlexLove on Twitter which reads "Warning: If an ATHEIST offers you jam on toast, they will most likely write SATAN on it and then spread it so that you don't know." It has the hashtag "say no to atheist toast" and an accompanying picture of a slice of toasted bread with the word "Satan" written on it in jam.
December 5, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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"Summoning Loop" by ZeTrystan

www.newgrounds.com/art/view/zet...
A four panel comic with two goat-headed figures wearing black robes and inverted pentacles. One is seated on the floor drawing a pentacle surrounded by candles. "Brother Bob, what are you working on?" "I'm drawing a summoning circle that summons summoning circles that summon summoning summoning circles." "What." In the final panel the two figures are completely surrounded by overlapping summoning circles of varying sizes, seemingly filling the air. Brother Bob looks concerned, and the unnamed goat is panicking.
April 3, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️💖
March 31, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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Happy Easter! Hail Satan!
March 31, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Brought to you by the generation who taught us "don't believe everything you see on TV/read online."

The fact they're so eager to fall for obvious fake images is the reason why the right is trying to destroy our schools. They need people to mindlessly swallow propaganda, not challenge and doubt it.
Facebook "do not shop at target" posts with obviously AI-generated fake images. One shows a clothing mannequin with a red cow head with large horns that has never been in a Target store. Another shows a young girl with an arm tattoo wearing a black dress with a vaguely pentagram-like design that has never been sold at target. The last one is of two children wearing matching pajamas with a cow-like version of the target mascot that's actually sort of cute and definitely not satanic but also has never been sold at target.
March 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Is it just me or does #Hegetsus read like the name of a Greek deity, like they'd be hanging out with Hephaestus and Dionysus?
A vintage illustration of Satan falling to Earth. The caption reads: Satan fell, too. Don't worry about it. You can try again tomorrow. At the bottom it reads "He Gets Us" in a parody of the recent evangelical advertising scheme.
March 8, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Somehow I missed this from over a decade ago. I had no idea (but am not at all surprised) that Adam Savage is so based.
"I have concluded through careful, empirical analysis and much thought that somebody is looking out for me. Keeping track of what I think about things, forgiving me when I do less then I ought, giving me strength to shoot for more than I think I am capable of. I believe they know everything that I do and think and they still love me and I've concluded after careful consideration that this person keeping score is me." - Adam Savage
March 1, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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One of my favorite comic strips of all time:
A three panel "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip. Panel 1: Calvin: "I like to verb words." Hobbes: "What?" Panel 2: C: "I take nouns and adjectives and use them as verbs. Remember when 'access' was a thing? Now it's something you do. It got verbed. Panel 3: C: "Verbing weirds language." H: "Maybe we can eventually make language a complete impediment to understanding."
February 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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It's true.

#SayNoToAtheistToast
February 24, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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As usual, The Onion knows what's up.

www.theonion.com/celebrities-...
February 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM