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Andy Balfour
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Scottish.
Comedy nerd.
EV lover.
Tatted Tottenham tart.
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i wish neil armstrong had brutally flubbed the moon landing line. that's one small step for moon. one small step ON moon. for a man. one giant man.. 's leap. one GIANT LEAP for moonkind. moon man. one giant moon for manmind. you can hear buzz rollin around in the lander, just howling
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I’m not going to apologise for bloody loving it when a defender puts a big-time charlie RIGHT up in the air.
Love it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Are we going to talk about Kelly Cates’ suit?
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December 2, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I can’t put into words how much I despise Newcastle, so that’ll do.
December 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Get it RIGHT up you, you small club wankers
Get fucked
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ooooooof bullet
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Us putting crosses in against Burn
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December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
It’s about now the Spurs fans will be beginning their ascent to the away end at Newcastle.
They will take a rest at base camp one before donning oxygen masks and making the final push.
Some may not make it.
God speed, folks.
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’m Scottish.
I’m called Andrew.
I’ve lived in Scotland all my puff.
I’d no idea today was St.Andrews’ day. 🤷
I’m continuing a proud tradition of Scots men not giving a shit about that sort of pish.
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If yer ma had ba’s, she’d be yer da
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
What a great player KM is.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Listen, Vic is one of the best shot stoppers out there.
But he is a bit of a fanny.
He should have flattened that guy, not gone in like “ooh sorry, excuse me”
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What is this zippy passing stuff?
Frank must be furious.
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My greatest concern about Frank has always been ‘why’ should the players listen to him. He’s done nothing as a player or manager.
Can anyone see him bollocking a player, or motivating them?
He seems like a ‘hey guys, I hear you’ substitute teacher kind of man.
He does my head in.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Bluesky is becoming tiresome…

‘ I see you’ve blocked every conceivable word you can think of baseball related - here’s a post about the Arkansas Twitnugs’

‘I see you’ve said ‘show less like this’ on posts about Anime - here’s a post showing demon slayer yan twan’

Sigh…..
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November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Micky Van Der Bale
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Suzuki one more yellow from being on his bike.
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oooh kolo is a quality player…
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
What’s the poorest CL crowd attendance at WHL?
Any bets Tuesday will be the fewest?
November 3, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Pitch looking threadbare in places 😮
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Any Spurs fans heard the players are getting shirts with numbers on the front for Sunday?
So it looks like we’re attacking?
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Woah, a rare latter day outburst of passion from me there.
Granted it was only “FUCK SAKE PORRO!!”, but it was better than staring at the screen in a stupor.
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Jesus Christ
Our front three almost at the edge of their penalty area.
Our midfield not even over the halfway line…..
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October 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM