barbell wench
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I like to pick up heavy things and put them back down. Go Pokes 🍊🤠
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If you pour a Fresca on the grass at the Rose Bowl under a blood moon a new fully grown Neuheisel spawns from the turf
October 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If you pour a Fresca on the grass at the Rose Bowl under a blood moon a new fully grown Neuheisel spawns from the turf
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UCLA going nepo and immediately dragging Penn State into the depths of hell rules
They cut to an assistant coach on the UCLA sideline and I was like “Jesus Christ he looks exactly like a Neuheisel” and turns out he IS
October 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
UCLA going nepo and immediately dragging Penn State into the depths of hell rules
I do not ask for much, I just want to ruin someone else’s season
October 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I do not ask for much, I just want to ruin someone else’s season
I ate at a QUIZNOS today! I didn’t know they still existed 😭
a cartoon of a rabbit and a cat playing guitar in front of a quiznos sub
ALT: a cartoon of a rabbit and a cat playing guitar in front of a quiznos sub
media.tenor.com
April 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I ate at a QUIZNOS today! I didn’t know they still existed 😭
The two MVPs of innings fest are the ASL interpreter at the main stage and the gal working the beer stand who gave me some of her sunscreen 🫡
February 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The two MVPs of innings fest are the ASL interpreter at the main stage and the gal working the beer stand who gave me some of her sunscreen 🫡
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happy super bowl to all
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
happy super bowl to all
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Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
February 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Exciting news! We’re thrilled to announce that tapir Yuna gave birth to a rare and endangered Malayan tapir calf Sunday night. The newborn, covered in distinctive white spots and stripes resembling a fuzzy walking watermelon, is only the second tapir born in our 120-year history.
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To me this is presidential
Crockett: What we’re not going to do is stand around while they pull this bullshit that they’re trying to pull right now
February 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
To me this is presidential
Sometimes I make stupid ass playlists just to feel something, this one rips though Actually
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Sometimes I make stupid ass playlists just to feel something, this one rips though Actually
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In a time where it's clear the only way to survive is to move pretty far leftward and make a lot of major painful changes, the Dems are deciding to stay giggly in the middle and do lip service opposition. "I told you so" no WE told you so and you refused to listen and you ruined everything.
January 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In a time where it's clear the only way to survive is to move pretty far leftward and make a lot of major painful changes, the Dems are deciding to stay giggly in the middle and do lip service opposition. "I told you so" no WE told you so and you refused to listen and you ruined everything.
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Lee Atwater had a pungent and famous quote about how once conservatives could no longer use the n-word they used things like “states’ rights” to invoke the same spirit.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Lee Atwater had a pungent and famous quote about how once conservatives could no longer use the n-word they used things like “states’ rights” to invoke the same spirit.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.
I don’t think it’s an exaggeration any more — if it ever was — to say they use DEI as the n-word.
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"you voted for the inefficient nazis instead of us who are actually good at it" just primary all these fucks, theyre literally begging their voters to do a Tea Party on them
January 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"you voted for the inefficient nazis instead of us who are actually good at it" just primary all these fucks, theyre literally begging their voters to do a Tea Party on them
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[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.
January 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
[eloquently] The President should be a totally different guy than he has been for his entire life.
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If I am Pagliacci and I paid a copay to go to the doctor and the doctor recommended I go see myself, I'm gonna fight the doctor. The nurse literally typed in "Current employment: Pagliacci the Clown."
January 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I am Pagliacci and I paid a copay to go to the doctor and the doctor recommended I go see myself, I'm gonna fight the doctor. The nurse literally typed in "Current employment: Pagliacci the Clown."
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@edsbs.bsky.social watching Akron football:
January 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social watching Akron football:
🎶when I go to the store I wanna buy those crab classics🎶
January 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
🎶when I go to the store I wanna buy those crab classics🎶
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lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
January 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lemon: mix me with sugar for a refreshing summer treat
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
lime: spritz me over some tacos to add an acidic punch
grapefruit: i'm in your cell walls. i'm fucking up your lipitor
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I will never be convinced that impoverished and sick people or kids who get free lunch at school are my enemy. I will never ever see things that way. I will always be angry that we keep having these debates.
January 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I will never be convinced that impoverished and sick people or kids who get free lunch at school are my enemy. I will never ever see things that way. I will always be angry that we keep having these debates.
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me 15 minutes after the edible hits
January 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
me 15 minutes after the edible hits
What I’ve been up to the last couple years 🙂↔️
January 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What I’ve been up to the last couple years 🙂↔️
The wench is back (to howl into the void)
January 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
The wench is back (to howl into the void)