Barbellion
barbell-lion.bsky.social
Barbellion
@barbell-lion.bsky.social
I slap the bacon out your mouth.
Dance upon your sarnie.
Not to mention flattered by the gen AI - which is inherently optimised to please the user. Kind of like the bloke who thinks the strippers at the club *really* like him.
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Shame anyway for all the reasons you set out. But even if he can't see the moral, artistic and anti-fascist objections to use of AI predictably @mickpuck.bsky.social 's defence that he's only mucking about and not doing anyone out of a job clearly bollocks as he's using it for posters and albums
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Disgraceful
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Oh god imagine if it was just music news. You've sent me off on a reverie now thinking about music *papers*.
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Wasn't a lot of the second series just ripping it out of two Japanese blokes?
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Yeah but if immigration is really going down why am I still sad and old and why do my kids never visit me?
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Did you catch The World tonight? Budget voxpops from a pub at lunchtime. 3 local business owners decrying the increased min wage then next breath saying there's nothing in the budget for hardworking folk (presumably not their employees). Then some crap about helping 'ourselves' before we help others
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Make sure he has access to 'Sabotage'!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
That's how my dad broke his neck playing rugby.
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ironic to see an article about a robot takeover that appears to have almost entirely been written by a Large Language Model accompanied by an AI generated picture. If you can't be arsed to write it I can't be arsed to read it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Can't wait for some student pub to start offering a 'Vulgar Roast' on a Sunday with a slutty fully loaded Yorkshire pudding, extra stuffing and a bottomless blue wkd.
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ah shit man, I've already been whole tub of Quality Street and half a bottle of Advocaat'ed
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Nine is three threes though. Luckily I'm not similarly afflicted but if I were it would be prime numbers that could fuck off.
November 24, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Enjoying catching up with this. Apart from possibly being the finest indie pop single of all time, I think 'You are the generation that bought more shoes and you get what you deserve' by Johnny Boy does feature a firework noise throughout and got to no 50 in the charts.

youtu.be/qp4GdI_bTD4?...
Johnny Boy -You Are The Generation That Bought More Shoes &
YouTube video by fabtonerecords
youtu.be
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It's not Christmas without a Selecta Box.
November 21, 2025 at 10:32 PM
And the acoustic version on the B side of Sick and Tired. Bliss
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
And the comments under every clickbait local rag nostalgia story
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Also I remember being blown away by song titles on an LCD screen when visiting Germany in 1996
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Oh brilliant. Looking forward to the next installment which I hope will answer my long standing question about where the database of millions of songs that must have been needed to run even the old version of Shazam (where you called a no. And belted your phone up) came from?
November 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Do you sit round your oven for hours on end every night?
November 17, 2025 at 12:53 PM
That article reads like it was written by a LLM.
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM