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barbarasaurus.bsky.social
B-Rex
@barbarasaurus.bsky.social
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Jurassic millennial, childless cat/dog/chicken lady, and aspiring swamp hag. And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs - I was also an incredible pair of legs

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barbarasaurus.bsky.social
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
Hector Elizondo as Grey in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a grey beret, and a trench coat. And he is holding an automatic weapon. Martin Balsam as Green in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a green hat, and a trench coat. Earl Hindman as Brown in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a brown hat, and a plaid coat. Robert Shaw as Blue in the Taking of Pelham One Two Three. He has a mustache and is wearing glasses, a blue hat, and a plaid coat. And he is pointing a gun.
November 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
I COULD welcome them in - but if I did, they would just strut around, rip up shit, and crap all over the place - so they will stay out
Orca, a large black Moss Egger rooster with bronze and iridescent feathers, and Oscar, a large blue Moss Egger rooster with grey and gold feathers, are looking in through the blinds of a white door with an inset window. They are very remorseful for all the crowing they’ve been doing - it is fair criticism and they would like to say humbly, they are sorry for taking part in the toxic bluster.
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike 🪶

And Moira Rose is watching. Always watching…
Moira Rose, a speckled Moss Egger hen, modeling her signature white plumage with black specks and fabulous large red comb approaches the camera directly with a certain kind of gleam in her eye. To her right, Yeti, a blue Moss Egger hen, sporting light grey feathers and a little red pea comb, appears shocked and appalled one would even consider evoking Moira’s wrath
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
Barbara Stanwyck as Phyllis Dietrichson in the movie Double Indemnity. She seated in an armchair and wearing a ruffled white knee length dress with a belt, satin pom pom heels , and a honey of an anklet
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Women don’t like the vehicle
Jojo’s Ice Cream Truck from the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space
October 16, 2025 at 7:31 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
what are you wearing to bsky prom
An alien xenomorph wears a black and silver floor length gown with a train while walking up the stairs
May 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
“I don’t care for Charles.”
Screenshot of the People Magazine headline “Queen Elizabeth’s Final Diary Entry Contained Only Five Words” above a picture of Queen Elizabeth II
May 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
May they receive a manila envelope paper-cut for every unsolicited manuscript they post about
Prayers gonna pray meme - Taryn Manning from Orange is the New Black in a gray sweatshirt with both of her arms up in the air in worship
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
brb blowing this up to poster size and hanging it over my bed
Harrison Ford’s thirst trap ad for Glenmorangie Whiskey. He is wearing a black blazer and kilt (with a fantastic little matching kilt purse) and holding a glass in his left hand, a bottle of whiskey in his right, and doing the Captain Morgan wide leg stance. The shot is aimed (coincidentally or not) from below just looking up his kilt while the golden lighting enhances his platinum features and that fucking smirk we all know, love, and gird our loins over
January 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Me in my echo chamber
Still from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Drag queens Felicia Jollygoodfellow, Bernadette Bassenger, and Mitzi Del Bra are dressed as yellow and red sparkly frilled neck lizards with their frills fully extended and sticking their tongues out and hissing.
November 19, 2024 at 12:26 AM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
In space, no one can hear your misogyny
Panel 1 - a smug Kashyk from the Star Trek Voyager episode Counterpoint tells Captain Janeway “your body, my choice”. Panel 2 - Captain Janeway taps the LCARS panel with the caption “[panel beeps]” Panel 3 - Kashyk is yeeted the fuck out of Voyager through an air lock into space Image Source: @Rocket_Grrrl on x.com
November 8, 2024 at 10:21 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Finding some comfort within the floofy pink toe beans
A fluffy white cat with tabby patches and fluffy pink toe beans on display snoozes peacefully on her decidedly more anxious human
November 8, 2024 at 6:04 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
The icons being sooooo similar is helping retrain that part of my lizard brain
Screenshot of the Bluesky app (white butterfly with a blue background) next to the old Twitter app (white bird with a blue background)
November 7, 2024 at 5:17 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
A still from The Rugrats cartoon - a movie screen shows a frowning United States with the caption “The Land Without Smiles” and Grandpa Lou correctly noting “‘Land Without Brains’ is more like it!”
November 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
I am a childless cat lady and #ivoted
A middle-aged woman with long brown curly hair who is sincerely over this bullshit proudly wears a a Harris Walz camo hat with an I Voted sticker on the bill
November 6, 2024 at 12:43 AM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK LADIES 🥂
A screenshot of a Twitter poll by @catturd2 that asks “What’s a bigger threat to our country” with the following results: Russia 1%, Iran 2%, China 8%, White Liberal Women 89%
November 5, 2024 at 8:55 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Vote like our lives depend on it #wearenotgoingback
The grim reaper rides a galloping white horse while carrying a scythe that has a wire coat hanger the the shape of a blade.
November 5, 2024 at 2:35 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
Absolutely 100% drag Bonnie. I can just feel the pink foam rollers vibe
Singer Bonnie Raitt from the cover of her album Souls Alike
November 4, 2024 at 5:16 PM
barbarasaurus.bsky.social
The girls are officially in charge of the pumpkin carving duties this Halloween
A medium sized pumpkin with eyes, a nose, and a mouth lightly etched out as a template. Five chickens closely inspect the medium sized pumpkin. Five chickens closely inspect the medium sized pumpkin. The final Jack-o-lantern with the eyes, nose, and mouth expertly pecked out.
November 1, 2024 at 2:42 AM